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*You read my edit summary! I crossed it out though |=( Now that you know the secret, I'm gonna have to kill you. But first, to tell you more of my evil plot. As you can see in [[wp:WP:NOT |WP:NOT]], we're not a democracy, and everyone is supposed to be equal, with one absent-minded dictator. We then continue on with our commieness and I made it well known during my tenure as WiC, though I assure you that's the only vandal I used, the others were impostors (the sweet irony was the [[wp:User:JImbo Wales |JImbo Wales]] sock.) Now, then wikipedia is free for everyone, and a knowledge source for the world, so eventually countries will copy our form of government, and the world will be communism! Oh, and by the way, would you be so nice as to eat this [[wp:Cyanide pill |Cyanide pill]]? You know a bit too much and if this gets out it will be a disaster < < [[wp:User:Redwolf24 |<font color="darkblue">R</font>]][[wp:Wikipedia:Esperanza |<font color="green">e</font>]][[wp:User:Redwolf24 |<font color="darkblue">dwolf24</font>]] ([[wp:User talk:Redwolf24 |talk]]) [[wp:Wikipedia:Meetup/Seattle3 |<font color="gray">Attention Washingtonians!</font>]] 06:10, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
 
*You read my edit summary! I crossed it out though |=( Now that you know the secret, I'm gonna have to kill you. But first, to tell you more of my evil plot. As you can see in [[wp:WP:NOT |WP:NOT]], we're not a democracy, and everyone is supposed to be equal, with one absent-minded dictator. We then continue on with our commieness and I made it well known during my tenure as WiC, though I assure you that's the only vandal I used, the others were impostors (the sweet irony was the [[wp:User:JImbo Wales |JImbo Wales]] sock.) Now, then wikipedia is free for everyone, and a knowledge source for the world, so eventually countries will copy our form of government, and the world will be communism! Oh, and by the way, would you be so nice as to eat this [[wp:Cyanide pill |Cyanide pill]]? You know a bit too much and if this gets out it will be a disaster < < [[wp:User:Redwolf24 |<font color="darkblue">R</font>]][[wp:Wikipedia:Esperanza |<font color="green">e</font>]][[wp:User:Redwolf24 |<font color="darkblue">dwolf24</font>]] ([[wp:User talk:Redwolf24 |talk]]) [[wp:Wikipedia:Meetup/Seattle3 |<font color="gray">Attention Washingtonians!</font>]] 06:10, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
   
== From [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Thomas_Jefferson&diff=29250917&oldid=29250156 Thomas Jefferson] ==
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== From [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Thomas Jefferson&diff=29250917&oldid=29250156 |Thomas Jefferson]] ==
   
 
Jefferson's was a strong support of scientology, according to Notes on Virginia it was going to become the official religion of the United States. But before this occured he was abducted by Xenu and forced to work in his galactic mines. Fortunately, Jefferson escaped and order for Xenu's arrest, Xenu was quickly brought to galactic prison. When Jefferson returned he saw that Xenu had order the murders of his wife and other relatives. Jefferon was then killed bt John Adams under orders of Xenu. L. Ron Hubbard tells of Jeffersons amazing adventures in pace in his fifth book, Scientolgy anf the Bandits.
 
Jefferson's was a strong support of scientology, according to Notes on Virginia it was going to become the official religion of the United States. But before this occured he was abducted by Xenu and forced to work in his galactic mines. Fortunately, Jefferson escaped and order for Xenu's arrest, Xenu was quickly brought to galactic prison. When Jefferson returned he saw that Xenu had order the murders of his wife and other relatives. Jefferon was then killed bt John Adams under orders of Xenu. L. Ron Hubbard tells of Jeffersons amazing adventures in pace in his fifth book, Scientolgy anf the Bandits.

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