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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with BJAODN, often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL.

Unlike BJAODN, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that - out of context - the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it - it'll only encourage them. With any luck it should be a redlink anyway, although one or two of those listed now act as redirects to more sensible titles.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles - the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles - all are equally fair game.

See also:

[edit] Notes for adding titles to this page

  1. A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it - this isn't a talk page.
  2. This is for articles that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted -- provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (the debates of which are often quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted prior to December 2004, see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log or Wikipedia:Old deletion log).
  3. DO NOT LINK ARTICLE TITLES!
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[edit] Articles

[edit] Special characters

  • ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ [1]
    • Was a redirect to Sun.

[edit] 0–9

  • 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 [2]
    • (The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there are only 99!)
  • 14-15-20-8-9-14-7 [3]
    • (If you replace each number with its corresponding letter of the alphabet (for example, replacing 14 with the 14th letter, which is N), you get the word "nothing")
  • 1933 in video gaming [4]
  • 22.86 Centimetre Nails [5]
    • (Redirect Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go metric any time soon)
  • 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 [6]
    • (Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi. Somehow, I don't think anyone will be typing this into the search box.)
  • 4 8 15 16 23 42 [7]

[edit] A

  • A better Wikipedia [1]
  • Allah-Kitten controversy [8]
  • Angry donkey [9]
  • Angry German Kid [10]
  • Apeism : Ape worship and the history of Apeism [11]
  • Aqua-hoochie [12]
  • Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! [13]
  • Attack of the fifty foot Hitler [14]
  • Awesome Fest [15]

[edit] B

  • Bacon armageddon [16]
  • Bahá'í humor [17]
    (commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Ballad of Saddam Hussein [18]
  • Bearatross [19]
  • Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service:
    (yes, that was the article's title.[20])
  • Benny go home [21]
  • BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY [22]
  • Bewildergoose [23]
  • Bicyclescope [2]
  • Big bad sex words [24]
  • Big Cookie Wendsday [25]
  • Big Fucking Sandwich [26]
  • Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA [27]
  • Bob Bobbert Bobson [28]
  • Boris the talking puffin [29]
  • Brick monster [30]
  • Briefsism [31]
  • Bush is a jew [32]
  • Butt munchers [33]
  • Buying Chocolate [3]

[edit] C

  • Cake cannon [34]
    (Commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Call this a cry for help [35]
  • Cancer takes [36]
  • Catfire [37]
  • Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry [38]
  • Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people [39]
  • Christian Wrestling Federation [40]
  • Ceiling cat [41]
  • Cell Phones And Drunk Driving [42]
  • Chocolate bar and the moon [43]
    (Commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Clarity shops [44]
  • CNBC anchors who have never held even a moderately high position in the financial field [45]
  • Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) [46]
  • Concrete cleaning [47]
  • Confederate States Air Force [48]
(not to be confused with the real Confederate Air Force, the former name of the Commemorative Air Force.)
  • Constitutional Chair [49]
  • Cow cuddling [50]
    (Commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Create your own page [51]
  • Crispy chicken [52]
  • Crust of the Andes [53]
  • Cure for fangirlism [54]

[edit] D

  • Dead prostitutes in popular culture [55]
(What could be more encyclopedic than an exploration of the dead hooker plot device?)
  • Defender of the supermart [56]
(Which is actually a series found on albinoblacksheep.)
  • Delete this [57]
  • Deleted articles with freaky titles [58]
(Not this page itself, but a redirect to it from the (Main) namespace.)
  • Diarrhea of a genius [59]
  • Disambiguation (disambiguation) [60]
  • Disney FBI Warnings [61]
  • Do scented candles burn faster than unscented candles [62]
  • Does not link to hitler [63]
  • Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong [64]
  • Don't Move Your Panda [65]
  • Dotcrunk [66]
  • Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice [67]
(Which is actually an Uncyclopedia article.)
  • Drug delivery systems to human doggy creatures [68]

[edit] E

  • Editing Wikipedia while drunk [69] [3]
Not to be confused with Wikipedia:Editing Under the Influence.
  • El Bastard Comes To Town [70]
  • Elephant Thursday [71]
  • Elephant (wikipedia article) [72]
  • Elvis Presley's favourite books [73]
Deleted due to pressing BLP concerns.
  • Emily's Famous Nacho Recipe [74]
  • En, Wikipedia [75]
  • Everything (everything) [76]
  • Evil Tutorial [77]
  • Extreme accounting [78]

[edit] F

  • Famous watermelons [79]
  • Farting in Ireland [80]
  • Fartsniffing Anklebiting Anteater Spawn [81]
  • Fat naked lady [82]
  • Fish repairs [83]
  • Five pound electron [84]
  • Five stolen dollars [85]
  • Flying humanoids [86]
  • FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF. [87]
    (this article was created on St. Valentine's Day)
  • Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs[88]
    ...You know, the stuff that powers your car. Gasoline -- err, petrol -- no, gasoline . . . ack, just forget about it.
  • Funny eirik [89]
  • Funny MPAA rating reasons [90]

[edit] G

  • Garfield Comic Strips in Spanish [91]
  • Garlic eating men in Manhattan [92]
  • Gay seahorses [93]
  • General Pissedness Factor (GPF) [94]
  • Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) [95]
  • GoatSurfing [96]
  • God of the gays [97]
  • Goths, the Man-Penguins [98]
  • Gotta Believe In Pumpkins [99]
  • Gnomeology [100]
  • Graduates who cannot read their diplomas[101]
  • Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza [102]
  • Great pony famine [103]
  • Guide to: Blowing Your Nose & Getting Dressed [104]

[edit] H

  • Hamburgerology [105]
  • Hat Putato [106]
  • Holden Caulfield (car) [107]
  • Hoonie Fonque Wonque [108]
  • How the prequels should have went [109]
  • How to get high [110]

[edit] I

  • I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants [3]
  • Inability to calculate gravitational force between objects having virtual center of masses [111]
  • Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained [112]
  • InsertPagesIntoOtherPages [1]
  • Interesting facts about Toasters [3]
  • International caps lock day [113]
  • Internets? [114]
  • Is Wiki Really Anarchic [1]

[edit] J

(a slang term for Christianity, along the same vein as the term "Jewry")
  • John Travolta Method for Chemistry[118]

[edit] K

  • Kanchi kamakoti pitha or kanchi kamakoti peetham or kanchi mutt orkamakoti mutt or kamakoti peeta [119]
(Apparently, this was about an Indian guru. Or something.)
  • Keith keith the magical teddybear jesus [120]
  • Kevin the Kleptomatic and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala[121]

[edit] L

  • Laser Soup [122]
  • Legend of zelda: twilight crackhead [123]
  • Les fromages a mange mon amis [124]
    (Translation: The cheeses has eats my one friends (sic). Not only weird, but the French is lousy - "The cheeses have eaten my friends" would be "Les fromages ont mangé mes amis.")
    (Commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Like this one [125]
    (This title is occasionally used as a deliberate example of a red link, similar to "the weather in London" and "red link".)
  • Little blue question marks[1]
  • Little Flying Elephant [126]
  • Look a rare endangered species of african caterpillar found only in australia and new zealand[127]
  • Long Hind Legs [128]

[edit] List articles

  • List of animated science-fiction/fantasy movies that failed to attract an audience [129]
  • List of bands beginning with the word "lemon" [130]
  • List of caves on Dagobah that are strong with the dark side of the force [131]
  • List of differences between apples and oranges [132]
  • List of Disneyworlds in Andorra [133]
  • List of dribbling wizards [134]
  • List of famous men who wear briefs [135]
  • List of fictional characters with removable or interchangeable heads [136]
  • List of future journeys of Pope Benedict XVI [137]
  • List of Hindi Film Stars who have been to Mauritius [138]
  • List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [139]
  • List of magical negroes [140]
  • List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [141]
  • List of peaceful wars [142]
  • List of people famous for singing badly [143]
  • List of people who are alive or are dead [2]
  • List of people who died with tortoises on their heads
    (now a redirect to List of unusual deaths)
  • List of people who were who were non adherents of the Dharmic religions to be cremated[144]
  • List of people without names [145]
  • List of places that have been called an armpit [146]
  • List of puddles [147]
    The page said "The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World: 1. The one outside my house 2. The big on to the East of the USA"
  • List of reporting marks Railfans make fun of[148]
  • List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities [149]
  • List of songs with fruit in the title [150]
  • List of tennis players who appeared on the David Letterman Show in 1995 [151]
  • List of things sharing names with Finnish presidents [152]
  • List of things the cat dragged in [153]
  • List of those who are "far left" according to Bill O'Reilly [154]
  • List of wikis about St. Louis, Missouri [155]
  • List of word puns where one or more of the included words is used in whole [156]
  • List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa[157]
  • List of world leaders whose name are anagrams of their domains [158]

[edit] M

  • M to the AO [159]
  • Magic bananas [160]
  • Magic Beans Are Real [161]
  • Magma Squids [162]
  • Making Wikipedia more accessible to the blind [1]
  • Manly ways to eat fruit [163]
  • MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE [3]
  • Mathematical calculations in cake [164]
  • McDonald's in Wal-Mart [165]
  • Mean Croboys [166]
  • Me Og [167]
  • Mental pygmies [168]
  • Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required [1]
  • Moat that God Built [1]
  • MOBERLY MIDGET LEAGUE [169]
  • Monkey wedding [170]
  • Moon ducks [3]
  • Movies that feature head explosions [171]
Merged into List of films by gory death scene, which in itself would arguably be a candidate for this page were it ever to get deleted. Oh wait...
  • Mr.WIlson's daughters car [172]
  • Mushrooms (How I'm Too Short To See The One I Love So I Poison Mushroomed Myself) [173]
  • My head hurts [3]
  • MY SISTER GIVES GREAT HEAD! [174]
  • Mysterious user subpages [1]

[edit] N

  • Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified [1]
  • Navarro's Original Taco Filling [175]
  • Necronomichrist [176]
  • Neon orange cheese [3]
  • Newton's gravi constant 's getting smaller all the time [177]
  • Next Page [178]
  • Ninja piggy [179]
  • No backspace friday [180]
  • Nomad porn [181]
  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yes, Luke, Darth Vader is your father. This was a redirect to the Darth Vader article.[182]
  • Noooooooo
Another Darth Vader redirect.[183]
  • Notice posted on the corridor of the ground floor at Hietalahdenkatu 7A, Helsinki, Finland [184]

[edit] O

[edit] P

  • Paper- the fat free chocolate [188]
  • Paradoxalism [189]
  • Pen Wars [190]
  • Penis jam [191]
  • Pink carnation and a pick uptruck [192]
  • Pipe mania [193]
  • Players of 3D Space Cadet Pinball Who Can't Get It Up To Satisfy Their Wives [194]
  • Pole tax
(now a redirect to Poll tax)
  • Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium [195]
(Psychology of bacteria?)
  • Poo ah kee ah [196]
  • Poorly built rocket bus [197]
  • Proper punctuation of words describing Pokemon transsexual acts [198]
  • Punk metrics [199]
  • Purple monkey theory [200]
  • Putting Salt on a Snail [201]
  • Pyronecrobeastiality [202]

[edit] R

  • Random boner syndrome [203]
  • Raptor jesus [204]
  • Rat smacker [205]
  • Raving white octopus [206]
  • Republic of Illinois [207]
  • Richard's macaroni and cheese [208]

[edit] S

  • Satan will be restored [1]
  • Savings-get-multiplied-and-considering-that-similar-percentages-are-saved-you-will-be-sponsoring-a-return-flight-to-New-York-for-all-of-us-how-sweet-of-you-kthx [209]
  • Scientist fun [210]
  • Semordnilap [211]
    • The subject of an edit war, AFD, speedy, and now a redirect to Palindrome.
  • Seven blind men from Alabama [1]
  • Shoes and Degenerative Diseases [214]
  • Silly hat club [215]
  • Silver monkey wolf [216]
  • Slappy Dappy Clappers [217]
  • Sleepy e [218]
  • Smacky sounds [219]
  • Smart imbecile [1]
  • Snowman porn [220]
  • Sometimes the donuts move [221]
  • Some Pretty Good Friends of Mollie [1]
  • Sprinkle muffin chop bang because really there is no other way [222]
  • Spoilt rich kid [223]
  • Squirrels and booze [224]
  • Stalking off in a huff [1]
  • Straw etiquette [225]
  • Strings McPickens [226]
  • Stuffed Animal Hippo [227]
  • Super Panda [228]

[edit] T

  • Taking the vowels out of words [229]
  • That one girl Charlie Brown likes with the red hair who they called Heather in the cartoons where the adults sound like Wee Wah Waw Wah [230]
(formerly a redirect to Little Red-Haired Girl.)
  • The Andrew Olsen University of Prostitution & Finance [231]
  • The care bears are coming [232]
  • The Cheese Profiler [3]
  • The color "kickass" [233]
  • The Divine Order of the Fruit of the Loins of the Earth [234]
  • The Dog Dies at the End [235]
  • The Effects of Eyesight while consuming Bacon [236]
  • The Finns as fascists in disguise [237]
  • The Floor Is Lava [238]
  • The Golden Age of Bridges [239]
  • The great toolset disappointment of '06 [240] (BJAODN)
  • The life that is very good [241]
  • The Main Street Hot Dog Lady [2]
  • The Micro Sandwich Teleportation Equation [242]
  • The Power to Destroy [1]
  • The problem of defining sanity [1]
  • The Turnip Wars [243]
  • The waitress at Peaks of Otter [244]
  • The wikipedian who tagged this article for speedy deletion will be cursed to die in 11 days with no exceptions.[245]
As well as other Ring-inspired freaky titles...
  • The sysop who delete this article will be cursed to die in 11 days.[246]
  • This article contains a curse. Anybody who edit/move/delete or otherwise modify this article will be cursed to die in 11 days. There are no exceptions. 12 people were dead for not heading my advice. You don't want to be the 13th person do you[247]
  • The whaleshark is only a visitor [248]
  • The word parakeet written exactly 254 times [249]
Article consisted of the word "Parakeet" written exactly 255 times.
  • They cut down the old pine tree [250]
  • ThingsThatDoNotExistForAReason [1]
  • Third desk from the left in the second row from the back of Room 302, Bogstandard Junior School, Hamlet, Somerset [251]
  • This article is up for speedy deletion [252]
  • This page has an extremely long title and in addition is really pointless so it will probably be deleted very soon unless an army of fuzzy kittens come to stop them which is quite unlikely [253]
  • This page may meet Wikipedias criteria for speedy deletion The given reason is It is a very short article providing little or no context CSD A1 contains no content whatsoever CSD A3 consists only of links elsewhere CSD A3 or a [254]
  • This page is a minor edit [1]
  • This (way) [1]
  • Three Laws Of Al Gore [1]
  • Timeline of fictional historical events [255]
  • Tittytainment [256]
  • To Be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty [257]
  • Toe names [258]
  • Transformations imposed by the Soviet Union in Romanian Education after the WW II [259]
  • Turbo corn [260]
  • Type seach here [261]

[edit] U

  • Unilluminati[262]
  • Unrestrictedl grammar[1]
  • Upperauto/jhng/smileupper/hsngn/shttrhkjfh/skdjhekjbg/ dkrjhgkjdfbn/hkgvfhgvcgh/ghfvhjgcvhfgc/khgfhgcghc/hbjbghjfbg/ hfbghjkbdfghjkbdf/bfjghbfdhjgb/hfbghkbfgkhb/bnkfbgkfbg/kj/ hkbfghjkbfg/kjfhngfjkdn/kjhertykbntkjbn444444/99999999yhgh/54y6g [263]

[edit] V

  • Vibrating strings[264]
  • Video Games in the 1800s[265]
  • Visible canadian moon [266]

[edit] W

  • Walk with the shark [267]
  • Walking Microwave [268]
  • We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. [269]
  • Weredonkey [270]
  • Whangdoodleland[271]
  • Will juleah go out with micheal again [272]
  • Wikipedia is a dictionary[273]
  • Wikipedia is hosed[1]
  • Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! [274]
  • WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [275]
  • Which Backstreet Boy is Gay[276]
  • Why do men buy terrible presents?[277]
  • Why fort pitt is fort pitt[278]
  • Why I Want To Be King of Australia[279]
  • WhyIsEveryThingOnThePageLikeThis[1]
  • Why is football called football[280]
  • Why wikipedia.org should apologize for deleting my alyssa d'amico article[281]
  • Worth of chins[282]
  • WP:Only an idiot posts abusive tirades on the admins' noticeboard[283]
  • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[284]

[edit] X

  • Image:X1pUr2osLO3XWiRHuBLD0Ws7i1QLNBl Yp7HSeHbkg00uZ5otWl rlpRD05jYuX5eZ q373O AJwyB0-R3BAB46ZrLl7vFH2XWkD6saaC-EAC0EyunzoOcLNlf6MjSB0jvWgP2ARoMIB10.jpg [285]

[edit] Y

  • Yak Combing [3]
  • YAY drugs [286]
  • Yorgy fwambombolish [3]

[edit] Categories and templates

  • Category: ","[287]
  • Category: 2010s TV shows in the United States [288]
    (Article was written and deleted in 2006.)
  • Category: Annoying people who don't seem to do anything except turn up on TV 'lists' programmes spouting off about shite [289]
  • Category: Articles not related to sociology [290]
  • Category: Athletes who have maliciously stepped on other athletes during competition [291]
  • Category: Belgian cycling teas [292]
    (The difference a missing "m" can make...)
  • Category: Delphine Wikipedians [293]
  • Category: Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity [294]
  • Category: Fictional Toilets
    (The result of its deletion debate was "speedy flush")
  • Category: Fictional windows
    (The result of its deletion debate was "defenestrate")
  • Category: Flora and Fiona of Azerbaijan [295]
    (Fiona?)
  • Category: Generals whose names sound like car brands [296]
  • Category: Intellectual's who wear blue socks on Thursdays that are Critics of George W. Bush [297]
    Real intellectuals know not to use the apostrophe for pluralizing words.
  • Category: Mythological things at least in part based on chickens[298]
  • Category: Pages blessed by the input of Wikipedia user tjstrf[299]
    This was an April Fool's joke.
  • Category: People shot by standing Vice Presidents [300]
  • Category: People who can't speak normal English [301]
  • Category: Towns with Zombie Problems [302]
  • Category: Two Joysticks, no buttons [303]
  • Category: Unreasonable nagging templates [304]
  • Category: Vice Presidents who have shot people [305]
  • Category: Wars France lost [306]
  • Category: Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article [307]
  • Category: Wikipedians who crack boiled eggs on the rounded end [308](not archived yet, see [309])
  • Category talk talk: People from Croydon by district[310]
  • Template: VuVUuvUVUvuvUVvuv-stub [311]

[edit] Notes

  1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 1.21 1.22 Freaky titles retrieved from the Old Deletion Log.
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Though the text of this deleted file can still be seen by admins, it doesn't appear in the deletion log, so there's no link to it. This occurred during the changeover from the old to new deletion process in late 2004.
  3. ↑ 3.00 3.01 3.02 3.03 3.04 3.05 3.06 3.07 3.08 3.09 3.10 Old (pre-2005) article deletion commemorated on Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense but not in the new deletion log.
Retrieved from "http://www.bjaodn.org/wiki/Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titles"