Wikivoyage bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE

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MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.

Understand[edit]

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

Get in[edit]

DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .

BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .

By plane[edit]

NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .


Get around[edit]

ON FOOT.

THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.

See[edit]

THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.

MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.


Do[edit]

ENJOY A FINE MEAL OF CUSINE

Learn[edit]

MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING

TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE

Work[edit]

MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED

Buy[edit]

MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE

MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!

Eat[edit]

LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!

ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!


Drink[edit]

BEER IS GOOD

FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER

MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER


Sleep[edit]

YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!

Contact[edit]

WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.

Stay safe[edit]

YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!

Cope[edit]

I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get out[edit]

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!


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