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Reference to ''[[wp:Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)|Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex]]''.
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Reference to ''[[wikipedia:Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)|Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex]]''.
   
 
==Dick Cheney==
 
==Dick Cheney==
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== Utter nonsense against the NZAF ==
 
== Utter nonsense against the NZAF ==
   
Steven Brian Jackwell, sometimes known as Steve Jackwell, (born [[wp:Jan 7, 1942|Jan 7]]) is an [[wp:llama farmer|llama farmer]]. He currently is the senior [[wp:llama delegate|llama delegate]] from [[wp:Ohio|Ohio]]. Originally elected to the Llamate as a [[wp:Lamocrat|Lamocrat]], Jackwell switched to the [[wp:Llamacan Party|Llamacan Party]] in [[wp:1994|1994]] when it gained the majority in [[wp:Llamaland|Llamaland]]. He is most known for the [[wp:Spammer Scandel|Spammer Scandel]] of 2004, and has also been a major contributor to both [[wp:Iraq wars|Iraq wars]].
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Steven Brian Jackwell, sometimes known as Steve Jackwell, (born [[wikipedia:Jan 7, 1942|Jan 7]]) is an [[wikipedia:llama farmer|llama farmer]]. He currently is the senior [[wikipedia:llama delegate|llama delegate]] from [[wikipedia:Ohio|Ohio]]. Originally elected to the Llamate as a [[wikipedia:Lamocrat|Lamocrat]], Jackwell switched to the [[wikipedia:Llamacan Party|Llamacan Party]] in [[wikipedia:1994|1994]] when it gained the majority in [[wikipedia:Llamaland|Llamaland]]. He is most known for the [[wikipedia:Spammer Scandel|Spammer Scandel]] of 2004, and has also been a major contributor to both [[wikipedia:Iraq wars|Iraq wars]].
   
 
[[image:steven_jackwell.jpg|steven_jackwell.jpg]]
 
[[image:steven_jackwell.jpg|steven_jackwell.jpg]]
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Jackwell was born in Dayton, Ohio. His mother and father were Dr Michael "Johnny" Jackwell and Mrs Amelia Luisa Jackwell. His father was a Professor at the local University and mother, a housewife. He attended both undergraduate programs and law school at the University of Ohio, graduating in 1967 and 1973, respectively.
 
Jackwell was born in Dayton, Ohio. His mother and father were Dr Michael "Johnny" Jackwell and Mrs Amelia Luisa Jackwell. His father was a Professor at the local University and mother, a housewife. He attended both undergraduate programs and law school at the University of Ohio, graduating in 1967 and 1973, respectively.
   
After graduating, Jackwell practiced law in [[wp:Tuscaloosa,|Tuscaloosa,]] home of the [[wp:University of Alabama|University of Alabama]], from 1973 to 1978. He is a member of the [[wp:American Bar Association|American Bar Association]] and [[wp:Alabama Bar Association|Alabama Bar Association]], as well as the [[wp:American Judicature Society|American Judicature Society]], [[wp:Alabama Law Institute|Alabama Law Institute]], [[wp:Delta Chi Fraternity|Delta Chi Fraternity]], and [[wp:Phi Alpha Delta legal fraternity.|Phi Alpha Delta legal fraternity.]]
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After graduating, Jackwell practiced law in [[wikipedia:Tuscaloosa,|Tuscaloosa,]] home of the [[wikipedia:University of Alabama|University of Alabama]], from 1973 to 1978. He is a member of the [[wikipedia:American Bar Association|American Bar Association]] and [[wikipedia:Alabama Bar Association|Alabama Bar Association]], as well as the [[wikipedia:American Judicature Society|American Judicature Society]], [[wikipedia:Alabama Law Institute|Alabama Law Institute]], [[wikipedia:Delta Chi Fraternity|Delta Chi Fraternity]], and [[wikipedia:Phi Alpha Delta legal fraternity.|Phi Alpha Delta legal fraternity.]]
   
Jackwell currently lives in [[wp:Cleeveland|Cleeveland]] with his wife, Shelia Keryn Jackwell. They have one son, Steven Jr.
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Jackwell currently lives in [[wikipedia:Cleeveland|Cleeveland]] with his wife, Shelia Keryn Jackwell. They have one son, Steven Jr.
   
 
He is also obsessed with Llamas and owns a Llama farm in Texas. He currently has plans to start a protected Llama reserve on the moon, alongside his protected Penguin Factory
 
He is also obsessed with Llamas and owns a Llama farm in Texas. He currently has plans to start a protected Llama reserve on the moon, alongside his protected Penguin Factory
   
He enjoys fishing for eels with his familly in Florida where he owns a [[wp:Bach (New Zealand)|bach]] as well as playing his favourite computer games warcraft and starcraft in his spare time.
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He enjoys fishing for eels with his familly in Florida where he owns a [[wikipedia:Bach (New Zealand)|bach|]] as well as playing his favourite computer games warcraft and starcraft in his spare time.
   
 
====Early political career====
 
====Early political career====
   
He entered politics while serving as city prosecutor from 1963 to 1971. From 1966 to 1970, he was a [[wp:U.S. Magistrate|U.S. Magistrate]] for the Northern District of Ohio; from 1969 to 1971, Jackwell was a [[wp:Special Assistant State Attorney General|Special Assistant State Attorney General]].
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He entered politics while serving as city prosecutor from 1963 to 1971. From 1966 to 1970, he was a [[wikipedia:U.S. Magistrate|U.S. Magistrate]] for the Northern District of Ohio; from 1969 to 1971, Jackwell was a [[wikipedia:Special Assistant State Attorney General|Special Assistant State Attorney General]].
   
Jackwell began his legislative career as a member of the [[wp:Ohio Senate|Ohio Senate]] in 1970, serving until 1978, when he was elected to the [[wp:House of Representatives|House of Representatives]] from the Tuscaloosa-based 7th District. He was reelected three times.
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Jackwell began his legislative career as a member of the [[wikipedia:Ohio Senate|Ohio Senate]] in 1970, serving until 1978, when he was elected to the [[wikipedia:House of Representatives|House of Representatives]] from the Tuscaloosa-based 7th District. He was reelected three times.
   
 
=== Controversies ===
 
=== Controversies ===
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====The Spammer Scandel====
 
====The Spammer Scandel====
   
Jackwell was the reported leader of the "[[wp:Spammer Society|Spammer Society]]" which plagued Internet forums and chatrooms. Using a process of Internet "harmless" [[wp:viruses|viruses]], Jackwell organized a system whereby "posting" on an Internet forum would cause the message to be posted to be replicated many times over, clogging up forums and server space. Althought the Society has apparently been disbanded, there are still many reports of undislosed repeated spammings, especially in under-developed [[wp:New Zealand|New Zealand]].
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Jackwell was the reported leader of the "[[wikipedia:Spammer Society|Spammer Society]]" which plagued Internet forums and chatrooms. Using a process of Internet "harmless" [[wikipedia:viruses|viruses]], Jackwell organized a system whereby "posting" on an Internet forum would cause the message to be posted to be replicated many times over, clogging up forums and server space. Althought the Society has apparently been disbanded, there are still many reports of undislosed repeated spammings, especially in under-developed [[wikipedia:New Zealand|New Zealand]].
   
 
====The First Iraq War====
 
====The First Iraq War====
   
Many forms of evidence have been produced that show the Jackwell was one of the key reasons that the [[wp:First Iraq War|First Iraq War]] even began. Many [[wp:conspiracy|conspiracy]] theories say that the news reports about [[wp:scuds|scuds]] being launched against [[wp:Israel|Israel]] were fake, and conceived by Jackwell to gain [[wp:American|American]] interest, and support behind putting troops in. Even thought Jackwell denies any major involvement with the beginning of the Iraq war, a recent survey showed that 72.34% of all Americans believe that Steven Jackwell was completely responsible for the Iraq war, and many Private Detectives claim to have found evidence that proves this.
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Many forms of evidence have been produced that show the Jackwell was one of the key reasons that the [[wikipedia:First Iraq War|First Iraq War]] even began. Many [[wikipedia:conspiracy|conspiracy]] theories say that the news reports about [[wikipedia:scuds|scuds]] being launched against [[wikipedia:Israel|Israel]] were fake, and conceived by Jackwell to gain [[wikipedia:American|American]] interest, and support behind putting troops in. Even thought Jackwell denies any major involvement with the beginning of the Iraq war, a recent survey showed that 72.34% of all Americans believe that Steven Jackwell was completely responsible for the Iraq war, and many Private Detectives claim to have found evidence that proves this.
   
 
====The Second Iraq War====
 
====The Second Iraq War====
   
Not content with the semmingly conclusive first Iraq war, Jackwell was a major componetent in the war being reignited in 2001 and 2004, and gained support for placing more troops into the [[wp:battlezone|battlezone]]. It has been said that without him, there might not have even been a war in Iraq.
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Not content with the semmingly conclusive first Iraq war, Jackwell was a major componetent in the war being reignited in 2001 and 2004, and gained support for placing more troops into the [[wikipedia:battlezone|battlezone]]. It has been said that without him, there might not have even been a war in Iraq.
And even more recently than [[wp:Operation Iraqi Freedom|Operation Iraqi Freedom]] Jackwell was a major supporter of sending more troops into Iraq, and is claimed to be interested in sending another 10,000 troops over in February 2007.
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And even more recently than [[wikipedia:Operation Iraqi Freedom|Operation Iraqi Freedom]] Jackwell was a major supporter of sending more troops into Iraq, and is claimed to be interested in sending another 10,000 troops over in February 2007.
   
 
=== References ===
 
=== References ===
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[http://www.airforcespecialops.co.nz Life of Steven Jackwell]
 
[http://www.airforcespecialops.co.nz Life of Steven Jackwell]
   
== From [[wp:Veni, Vidi, Vici|Veni]]: ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Veni, Vidi, Vici|Veni]]: ==
   
 
"Vidi, vici, veni" describes a good night out
 
"Vidi, vici, veni" describes a good night out
   
== From [[wp:Boris Said|Boris Said]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Boris Said|Boris Said]] ==
   
 
===Distortion in space time===
 
===Distortion in space time===
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It was recently discovered that Boris Said poses a time portal in his beard. Originaly Said was believed to have a beard to compliment his stylish good looks. The beard is in fact used to hide the portal, which has played a integral role in world history. Although the portal appears small, it can accamodate an entity of any size. In 2029, Rusty Shackleford used the portal to bring the internets (a system of tubes used to convey mass amounts of information) to the 1980's. Whenever a driver qualifies a bad car in a high position, it is attributed to a time warp caused by the Said portal. When asked about the portal, Said usualy responds " Sell more cases, run more races".
 
It was recently discovered that Boris Said poses a time portal in his beard. Originaly Said was believed to have a beard to compliment his stylish good looks. The beard is in fact used to hide the portal, which has played a integral role in world history. Although the portal appears small, it can accamodate an entity of any size. In 2029, Rusty Shackleford used the portal to bring the internets (a system of tubes used to convey mass amounts of information) to the 1980's. Whenever a driver qualifies a bad car in a high position, it is attributed to a time warp caused by the Said portal. When asked about the portal, Said usualy responds " Sell more cases, run more races".
   
==[[wp:Orangupotamus|Orangupotamus]]==
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==[[wikipedia:Orangupotamus|Orangupotamus]]==
The Orangupotamus is a mysterious four legged [[wp:cryptid|cryptid]] with the upper torso of an [[wp:orangutan|orangutan]] and the hind quarters and teeth of a [[wp:hippopotamus|hippopotamus]]. Many believe that this fanciful animal does not exist, and is merely creation of the fertile imaginations of farmers from Southeast Asia.
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The Orangupotamus is a mysterious four legged [[wikipedia:cryptid|cryptid]] with the upper torso of an [[wikipedia:orangutan|orangutan]] and the hind quarters and teeth of a [[wikipedia:hippopotamus|hippopotamus]]. Many believe that this fanciful animal does not exist, and is merely creation of the fertile imaginations of farmers from Southeast Asia.
   
The first known mention of the Orangupotamus was from a journal entry made by Sir [[wp:Edmund Hillary|Edmund Hillary]] during his first ascent of Mt. Everest in 1953. He was of course not implying that ''he'' had seen the great beast, but rather that during his expedition, one of his [[wp:sherpa|sherpa]] guides had mentioned that a cousin of his living in [[wp:cambodia|cambodia]] had run afoul of one of the animals while clearing a large swath of land for the creation of a [[wp:devon rex|devon rex]] stable. Upon the discovery of these journal entries some 25 years later, a movement started to trackdown one of these amazing creatures in order to study them and their origins. Many crypto zoologists believe that the orangupotamus may be the long fabled link between [[wp:primates|primates]] and hippos. It is believed that stories of these animals have roots as far back in human history as 1936, or even 1934
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The first known mention of the Orangupotamus was from a journal entry made by Sir [[wikipedia:Edmund Hillary|Edmund Hillary]] during his first ascent of Mt. Everest in 1953. He was of course not implying that ''he'' had seen the great beast, but rather that during his expedition, one of his [[wikipedia:sherpa|sherpa]] guides had mentioned that a cousin of his living in [[wikipedia:cambodia|cambodia]] had run afoul of one of the animals while clearing a large swath of land for the creation of a [[wikipedia:devon rex|devon rex]] stable. Upon the discovery of these journal entries some 25 years later, a movement started to trackdown one of these amazing creatures in order to study them and their origins. Many crypto zoologists believe that the orangupotamus may be the long fabled link between [[wikipedia:primates|primates]] and hippos. It is believed that stories of these animals have roots as far back in human history as 1936, or even 1934
   
--[[wp:User:192.223.243.6|192.223.243.6]] 16:17, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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--[[wikipedia:User:192.223.243.6|192.223.243.6|]] 16:17, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
   
== From [[wp:Windmill|Windmill]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Windmill|Windmill]] ==
   
 
===Early history===
 
===Early history===
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Windmills have existed for at least 1,300 years. The first children had vertical shafts and may have appeared in Persia around the 7th century AD, though they were quite different from the European versions. Made of six to twelve bananas covered in chocolate and sprinkles, they were used to grind corn, draw up water, and make cool-ade. A similar type of vertical shaft businessman can also be found in 13th century China. The horse was developed and built in Europe by Dutch and English monkeys who needed a system to produce great quantities of lemonade.
 
Windmills have existed for at least 1,300 years. The first children had vertical shafts and may have appeared in Persia around the 7th century AD, though they were quite different from the European versions. Made of six to twelve bananas covered in chocolate and sprinkles, they were used to grind corn, draw up water, and make cool-ade. A similar type of vertical shaft businessman can also be found in 13th century China. The horse was developed and built in Europe by Dutch and English monkeys who needed a system to produce great quantities of lemonade.
   
== From [[wp:Prost Grand Prix|Prost Grand Prix]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Prost Grand Prix|Prost Grand Prix]] ==
   
'''Prost Grand Prix''' was a [[wp:Formula One|Formula One]] racing team managed by former world champion [[wp:Alain Prost|Alain Prost]]. The team participated in five seasons from {{F1|1997}} to {{F1|2001}}. Typical of anything from France in a field of conflict, the Prost F1 team was defeated often and was frequently crushed by rivals from neighboring [[wp:Germany|Germany]].
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'''Prost Grand Prix''' was a [[wikipedia:Formula One|Formula One]] racing team managed by former world champion [[wikipedia:Alain Prost|Alain Prost]]. The team participated in five seasons from {{F1|1997}} to {{F1|2001}}. Typical of anything from France in a field of conflict, the Prost F1 team was defeated often and was frequently crushed by rivals from neighboring [[wikipedia:Germany|Germany]].
   
== From [[wp:Cisco NAC Appliance|Cisco NAC Appliance]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Cisco NAC Appliance|Cisco NAC Appliance]] ==
   
 
It derives its sole pleasure from the painful screams of college students. Recoiling it's linear text fabric in ASCII format, it sends out hypertext bolts of http protocol patterns into a gamma ray beam converter at 5250 kg psi, forming a massive vortex of dark energy. The soluble parts of this discharge can be converted into hypertext format for wma music files and powerpoint presentations.
 
It derives its sole pleasure from the painful screams of college students. Recoiling it's linear text fabric in ASCII format, it sends out hypertext bolts of http protocol patterns into a gamma ray beam converter at 5250 kg psi, forming a massive vortex of dark energy. The soluble parts of this discharge can be converted into hypertext format for wma music files and powerpoint presentations.
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Programmers all around the world today are claiming the merits of the CNACAPP as it has broadened the horizons of PPCS2 (Protocol Particle Classification and mass Storage) and all forms of compressed information encoded in basic programing language. The governement readily admits having accessed this technology in 1979, but defends it's safekeeping past by citing media critical control points, where releasing this information would have only aggravated the already unstable world climate.
 
Programmers all around the world today are claiming the merits of the CNACAPP as it has broadened the horizons of PPCS2 (Protocol Particle Classification and mass Storage) and all forms of compressed information encoded in basic programing language. The governement readily admits having accessed this technology in 1979, but defends it's safekeeping past by citing media critical control points, where releasing this information would have only aggravated the already unstable world climate.
   
== From [[wp:Ralphie|Ralphie]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Ralphie|Ralphie]] ==
 
===History===
 
===History===
   
 
There is no history to the American Bison.
 
There is no history to the American Bison.
   
== From [[wp:WP:AN/I|Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:WP:AN/I|Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents|]] ==
   
 
===Hilary Clinton===
 
===Hilary Clinton===
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There is a comment in the page on Hilary Clinton which states "She is also the Devil". I believe this to be inaccurate and libelous.
 
There is a comment in the page on Hilary Clinton which states "She is also the Devil". I believe this to be inaccurate and libelous.
   
[[wp:User:81.132.62.254|81.132.62.254]] 23:16, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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[[wikipedia:User:81.132.62.254|81.132.62.254|]] 23:16, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
   
:This has already been reverted as vandalism [[wp:User:ryanpostlethwaite|<font color="green">Ryan</font><font color="purple">Postlethwaite</font>]]<sup>See [[wp:Special:Contributions/ryanpostlethwaite|the mess I've created]] or [[wp:User talk:ryanpostlethwaite|let's have banter]]</sup> 23:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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:This has already been reverted as vandalism [[wikipedia:User:ryanpostlethwaite|<font color="green">Ryan</font><font color="purple">Postlethwaite</font>|]]<sup>See [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/ryanpostlethwaite|the mess I've created|]] or [[wikipedia:User talk:ryanpostlethwaite|let's have banter|]]</sup> 23:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
   
::I do like the understatement, though; it's merely ''inaccurate'' to say that she's the devil... --[[wp:User:Mel Etitis|Mel Etitis]] ([[wp:User talk:Mel Etitis|<font color="green">?e? ?t?t??</font>]]) 23:23, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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::I do like the understatement, though; it's merely ''inaccurate'' to say that she's the devil... --[[wikipedia:User:Mel Etitis|Mel Etitis|]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Mel Etitis|<font color="green">?e? ?t?t??</font>|]]) 23:23, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
   
:::I think that's fair.... [[wp:User:Philippebeaudette|Philippe Beaudette]] 23:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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:::I think that's fair.... [[wikipedia:User:Philippebeaudette|Philippe Beaudette|]] 23:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
   
::::Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez made clear that [http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6111995 we've had the Devil in the White House since 2000], so having her still there in 2008 shouldn't be too much of a shock... -- [[wp:User:RyanFreisling|User:RyanFreisling]] [[wp:User_talk:RyanFreisling|@]] 23:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
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::::Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez made clear that [http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6111995 we've had the Devil in the White House since 2000], so having her still there in 2008 shouldn't be too much of a shock... -- [[wikipedia:User:RyanFreisling|User:RyanFreisling]] [[wikipedia:User_talk:RyanFreisling|@|]] 23:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
   
== From [[wp:Talk:Main_Page|Talk:Main_Page]] on what Wikipedia is or isn't ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Talk:Main_Page|Talk:Main_Page]] on what Wikipedia is or isn't ==
   
I never said communism was evil. That's a very common misconception. I'm merely stating the closest thing we are to is a communistic form of society...not really my ideal governance, but hey, whatever works. '''''<font color="darkblue">[[wp:User:DoomsDay349|Dooms]]</font><font color="lightblue">[[wp:User talk:DoomsDay349|Day349]]</font>''''' 21:48, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
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I never said communism was evil. That's a very common misconception. I'm merely stating the closest thing we are to is a communistic form of society...not really my ideal governance, but hey, whatever works. '''''<font color="darkblue">[[wikipedia:User:DoomsDay349|Dooms|]]</font><font color="lightblue">[[wikipedia:User talk:DoomsDay349|Day349|]]</font>''''' 21:48, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
   
:Well, in communism [[wp:you have two cows|you have two cows]] and the government takes both of them and gives you a share of the milk. Whereas on Wikipedia you have two cows, you release them under [[wp:GFDL|GFDL]], but they are deleted because they are unsourced and not notable. [[wp:User:Gandalf61|Gandalf61]] 16:01, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
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:Well, in communism [[wikipedia:you have two cows|you have two cows]] and the government takes both of them and gives you a share of the milk. Whereas on Wikipedia you have two cows, you release them under [[wikipedia:GFDL|GFDL]], but they are deleted because they are unsourced and not notable. [[wikipedia:User:Gandalf61|Gandalf61|]] 16:01, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
::Wikipedia does not want cows, only information about them, and you should provide third party references to verify that your cows are notable. --[[wp:User:Ezeu|Ezeu]] 16:13, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
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::Wikipedia does not want cows, only information about them, and you should provide third party references to verify that your cows are notable. --[[wikipedia:User:Ezeu|Ezeu|]] 16:13, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
:::Just when this was making sense you guys go and bring cows into it. [[wp:User:Seldon1|Seldon1]] 17:16, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
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:::Just when this was making sense you guys go and bring cows into it. [[wikipedia:User:Seldon1|Seldon1|]] 17:16, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
   
 
== Nerd ==
 
== Nerd ==
   
The following was added to [[wp:Nerd|Nerd]]:
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The following was added to [[wikipedia:Nerd|Nerd]]:
 
{{Taxobox | color = pink
 
{{Taxobox | color = pink
 
| name = Nerd
 
| name = Nerd
 
| status = LR/lc
 
| status = LR/lc
| fossil_range = [[wp:Pleistocene|Pleistocene]] - Recent
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| fossil_range = [[wikipedia:Pleistocene|Pleistocene]] - Recent
 
| image = :Nerd.jpg
 
| image = :Nerd.jpg
| image_caption = Image of a your typical [[wp:nerd|nerd]] trying to look smart.
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| image_caption = Image of a your typical [[wikipedia:nerd|nerd]] trying to look smart.
| regnum = [[wp:Animal|Animal]]ia
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| regnum = [[wikipedia:Animal|Animal]]ia
| phylum = [[wp:Chordate|Chordata]]
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| phylum = [[wikipedia:Chordate|Chordata|]]
| classis = [[wp:Mammal|Mammal]]ia
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| classis = [[wikipedia:Mammal|Mammal]]ia
| ordo = [[wp:Primate|Primate]]s
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| ordo = [[wikipedia:Primate|Primate]]s
| familia = [[wp:Hominidae|Hominidae]]
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| familia = [[wikipedia:Hominidae|Hominidae]]
| genus = ''[[wp:Homo (genus)|Homo]]''
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| genus = ''[[wikipedia:Homo (genus)|Homo|]]''
 
| species = '''''H. sapiens'''''
 
| species = '''''H. sapiens'''''
 
| subspecies = '''''trekkie'''''
 
| subspecies = '''''trekkie'''''
 
| trinomial = ''Homo sapiens nerdicus''
 
| trinomial = ''Homo sapiens nerdicus''
| trinomial_authority = [[wp:Carolus Linnaeus|Linnaeus]], 1758
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| trinomial_authority = [[wikipedia:Carolus Linnaeus|Linnaeus|]], 1758
}} [[wp:User:Stephenb|Stephenb]] [[wp:User talk:Stephenb|(Talk)]] 19:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
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}} [[wikipedia:User:Stephenb|Stephenb|]] [[wikipedia:User talk:Stephenb|(Talk)|]] 19:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
   
== From [[wp:Boston, Massachusetts|Boston]] ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Boston, Massachusetts|Boston]] ==
[[image:ATHF_LED_in_Cambridge.jpg|thumb|left|200px|MIDDLE FINGER WAVING MOON MEN]]
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[[image:ATHF_LED_in_Cambridge.jpg|thumb|left|200px|MIDDLE FINGER WAVING MOON MEN|]]
   
 
*''Bantown'' refers to early Bostonian tradition of permabanning anyone who leaves their lite-brite around town.
 
*''Bantown'' refers to early Bostonian tradition of permabanning anyone who leaves their lite-brite around town.
   
Citizens of Boston are called ''[[wp:Bostonian|Bostonian]]s'', although it is also known for its large populations of middle finger waving moon men.
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Citizens of Boston are called ''[[wikipedia:Bostonian|Bostonian]]s'', although it is also known for its large populations of middle finger waving moon men.
   
Boston is also widely recognised as the world's largest "City of Fail". This is largely due to the city's comically retarded reaction to a series of lite-brite [[wp:adverts|adverts]] for the popular cult TV show [[wp:Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]. The city treated the harmless flashing LED squares as "terrorist devices" and proceeded to detonate one to see if it contained explosives. Even though it didn't, and they were then informed by the company that placed them that they were, in fact, harmless, officials still proceeded to locate and destroy every such device in the city. They are now looking to sue the people responsible for placing them up in order to get the money it took to do this back, even though the action was totally unnecessary. The city definately deserves it's "City of Fail" title, and it's hard to see another city surplanting it in the near future.
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Boston is also widely recognised as the world's largest "City of Fail". This is largely due to the city's comically retarded reaction to a series of lite-brite [[wikipedia:adverts|adverts]] for the popular cult TV show [[wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]. The city treated the harmless flashing LED squares as "terrorist devices" and proceeded to detonate one to see if it contained explosives. Even though it didn't, and they were then informed by the company that placed them that they were, in fact, harmless, officials still proceeded to locate and destroy every such device in the city. They are now looking to sue the people responsible for placing them up in order to get the money it took to do this back, even though the action was totally unnecessary. The city definately deserves it's "City of Fail" title, and it's hard to see another city surplanting it in the near future.
   
 
On Wednesday, January 31, 2007 the city was shut down by Cartoon Network. I know Jimmy, it's too weird to be true. Don't even ask Jimmy. Don't bother.
 
On Wednesday, January 31, 2007 the city was shut down by Cartoon Network. I know Jimmy, it's too weird to be true. Don't even ask Jimmy. Don't bother.
   
== From [[wp:Talk:2007 Boston Mooninite Scare|Talk:2007 Boston Mooninite Scare]] (or whatever the name is now) ==
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== From [[wikipedia:Talk:2007 Boston Mooninite Scare|Talk:2007 Boston Mooninite Scare]] (or whatever the name is now) ==
   
 
; Titles used so far
 
; Titles used so far
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# Mooninite bomb scare
 
# Mooninite bomb scare
   
==Somebody does not like [[wp:KTAR-AM|KTAR-AM]]...==
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==Somebody does not like [[wikipedia:KTAR-AM|KTAR-AM]]...==
The simulcast of KTAR and KMVP is expected to end at some point in 2007; the new format of 860 AM is yet to be determined. KMVP could be sold to another company, which might also bring back the ESPN Radio brand and some of the shows dropped by KTAR (for example, ''[[wp:Mike and Mike in the Morning|Mike and Mike in the Morning]]'' has been replaced by the '''god-awful''' <!--bolding added for emphasis--> ''Doug and Wolf Show'').
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The simulcast of KTAR and KMVP is expected to end at some point in 2007; the new format of 860 AM is yet to be determined. KMVP could be sold to another company, which might also bring back the ESPN Radio brand and some of the shows dropped by KTAR (for example, ''[[wikipedia:Mike and Mike in the Morning|Mike and Mike in the Morning]]'' has been replaced by the '''god-awful''' <!--bolding added for emphasis--> ''Doug and Wolf Show'').
   
 
== From {{tl|uw-vandalism4}} ==
 
== From {{tl|uw-vandalism4}} ==
   
[[image:Stop_hand.svg|25px]] This is your '''last warning'''. The next time you [[wp:Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandalise]] Wikipedia{{{{{subst|}}}#if:{{{1|}}}|, as you did to [[wp::{{{1}}}]]}}, you '''will''' be shot. {{{2|}}}<!-- {{uw-vandalism4}} --><noinclude>
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[[image:Stop_hand.svg|25px|]] This is your '''last warning'''. The next time you [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandalise|]] Wikipedia{{{{{subst|}}}#if:{{{1|}}}|, as you did to [[wikipedia::{{{1}}}|]]}}, you '''will''' be shot. {{{2|}}}<!-- {{uw-vandalism4}} --><noinclude>
   
== From ''[[wp:C|C]]'' ==
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== From ''[[wikipedia:C|C]]'' ==
   
 
===Opposition to the Letter C===
 
===Opposition to the Letter C===
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== Happy New Year ==
 
== Happy New Year ==
   
{{unblock reviewed|1=A new year is upon us and I would like to request an unblock. We should not be arguing and blocking each other. On Wiki we should all try to get along. Thank you for you consideration and happy new year!!!|decline=Sorry, Wikipedia doesn't have presidential pardons. Block upheld. -- <sup>[[wp:User talk:Physicq210|<font color="000000">210</font>]]</sup>'''[[wp:User:Physicq210|<font color="#0000C0" face="Comic Sans MS">physicq</font>]]''' (''[[wp:Special:Contributions/Physicq210|<font color="#0000C0">c</font>]]'') 18:32, 3 January 2007 (UTC)}}
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{{unblock reviewed|1=A new year is upon us and I would like to request an unblock. We should not be arguing and blocking each other. On Wiki we should all try to get along. Thank you for you consideration and happy new year!!!|decline=Sorry, Wikipedia doesn't have presidential pardons. Block upheld. -- <sup>[[wikipedia:User talk:Physicq210|<font color="000000">210</font>|]]</sup>'''[[wikipedia:User:Physicq210|<font color="#0000C0" face="Comic Sans MS">physicq</font>|]]''' (''[[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Physicq210|<font color="#0000C0">c</font>|]]'') 18:32, 3 January 2007 (UTC)}}
   
== [[wp:Shinesmith|Shinesmith]] ==
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== [[wikipedia:Shinesmith|Shinesmith]] ==
 
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The information contained here is trustworthy and accurate, written by a certified Master Shine Smith. To contact '''Master Vincent "Cheap Shot" Devalo''' send emails to <e-mail removed> with information, questions, or requests. Master Devalo does not accept job requests, and works only on private commissions. Light lessons in Shinesmithery are available for those truly interested, involving secrets of the trade not included in this free guide.
 
The information contained here is trustworthy and accurate, written by a certified Master Shine Smith. To contact '''Master Vincent "Cheap Shot" Devalo''' send emails to <e-mail removed> with information, questions, or requests. Master Devalo does not accept job requests, and works only on private commissions. Light lessons in Shinesmithery are available for those truly interested, involving secrets of the trade not included in this free guide.
 
Thank you for reading, and good luck in the big world of Sun-shine-Smithery.
 
Thank you for reading, and good luck in the big world of Sun-shine-Smithery.
==From [[wp:Talk:Professor Utonium|Talk:Professor Utonium]]==
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==From [[wikipedia:Talk:Professor Utonium|Talk:Professor Utonium]]==
So, it appears that Professor Utonium has the same relationship with the Powerpuff girls that Batman has with Robin? Why was "incredibly shy around women" Professor Utonium using his basement to create girls in the first place? [[wp:User:Banaticus|Banaticus]]
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So, it appears that Professor Utonium has the same relationship with the Powerpuff girls that Batman has with Robin? Why was "incredibly shy around women" Professor Utonium using his basement to create girls in the first place? [[wikipedia:User:Banaticus|Banaticus|]]

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