Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask)

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Page <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_original_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">1</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:More_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">2</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Even_more_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Even more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">3</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Yet_more_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Yet more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">4</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Still_more_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Still more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">5</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Not_another_page_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Not another page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">6</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:More_Bad_Jokes_than_you_can_shake_a_stick_at" title="Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes than you can shake a stick at">7</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:More_Bad_Jokes_than_you_can_shake_two_sticks_at" title="Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at">8</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense:_The_Next_Generation" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Generation">9</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense:_The_Wrath_of_Bad_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Wrath of Bad Nonsense">10</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Revenge_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">11</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bride_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">12</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Father_of_the_Bride_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">13</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:All_Your_Bad_Joke_And_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_Are_Belong_To_Us" title="Wikipedia:All Your Bad Joke And Other Deleted Nonsense Are Belong To Us">14</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Colorless_green_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_sleep_furiously" title="Wikipedia:Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously">15</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Oh%2C_no%21_More_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">16</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense:_The_Return_of_the_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense">17</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_All-New_Bad_Jokes_and_Deleted_Nonsense_Comedy_Hour%21_%28Copyright_1972%29" title="Wikipedia:The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)">18</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_Strike_Back" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back">19</a>
<a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:I_WILL_SUE_YOU_IN_A_COURT_OF_LAW_IN_TRENTON%2C_NEW_JERSEY_--_and_Other_Bad_Jokes_and_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY -- and Other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense">20</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Let%27s_edit_our_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_in_accordance_with_the_Wikipedian_lifestyle" title="Wikipedia:Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle">21</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:In_Soviet_Russia%2C_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Nonsense_Delete_YOU%21" title="Wikipedia:In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!">22</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Valley_of_the_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Valley of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">23</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Honey%2C_I_Shrunk_the_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">24</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Oh_my_God%21_You_Deleted_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Nonsense%21_You_bastard%21" title="Wikipedia:Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!">25</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Close_Encounters_of_the_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_Kind" title="Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind">26</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">27</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Whose_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_is_it_Anyway%3F" title="Wikipedia:Whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is it Anyway?">28</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:%22Bad_Jokes%3F_We_ain%27t_got_no_stinking_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense%21%22" title="Wikipedia:"Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"">29</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:WARNING:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_ahead" title="Wikipedia:WARNING:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead">30</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:This_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense-related_article_is_a_stub._You_can_help_Wikipedia_by_expanding_it." title="Wikipedia:This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.">31</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Holy_Bad_Jokes%2C_Batman%21_It%27s_Other_Deleted_Nonsense%21" title="Wikipedia:Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!">32</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:I_find_your_lack_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_disturbing" title="Wikipedia:I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing">33</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:And_now_for_something_completely_different..._Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">34</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:It%27s_Bad%21_It%27s_a_Joke%21_It%27s_Other_Deleted_Nonsense%21" title="Wikipedia:It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!">35</a>
<a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:We_hold_these_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_to_be_self-evident" title="Wikipedia:We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident">36</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_Gone_Wild" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild">37</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:You_are_in_a_maze_of_twisty_little_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense%2C_all_alike" title="Wikipedia:You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike">38</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:There%27s_some_vandalism_Wikipedia_can%27t_buy._For_everything_else%2C_there%27s_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense." title="Wikipedia:There's some vandalism Wikipedia can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.">39</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:All_these_Bad_Jokes_are_yours%2C_except_Europa._Attempt_no_Deleted_Nonsense_there." title="Wikipedia:All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.">40</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:So_Long%2C_and_Thanks_for_All_the_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">41</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:BJAODN_42:_The_Answer_to_Bad_Jokes%2C_the_Universe%2C_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense">42</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_ON_WHEELS%21%21%21%21%21" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!">43</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:These_bad_jokes_need_to_be_cleaned_up_to_conform_to_a_higher_standard_of_deleted_nonsense_quality" title="Wikipedia:These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality">44</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:It_is_pitch_black._You_are_likely_to_be_Deleted_by_a_Bad_Joke_or_Other_Nonsense." title="Wikipedia:It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense.">45</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:So_some_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_walk_into_a_bar...." title="Wikipedia:So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....">46</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Readers_must_be_this_high_to_get_into_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">47</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Go_directly_to_Bad_Jokes%2C_Do_not_Delete%2C_do_not_collect_Other_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Go directly to Bad Jokes, Do not Delete, do not collect Other Nonsense">48</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Ye_olde_Badd_Giokes_and_Other_Deleetid_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Ye olde Badd Giokes and Other Deleetid Nonsense">49</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_first_rule_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_is_you_do_not_talk_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:The first rule of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is you do not talk about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">50</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:A%29bort_Bad_Jokes%2C_R%29etry%2C_or_D%29elete_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:A)bort Bad Jokes, R)etry, or D)elete Nonsense">51</a>
<a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Damn_it%2C_Jim%2C_I%27m_a_Bad_Joke%2C_not_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Damn it, Jim, I'm a Bad Joke, not Other Deleted Nonsense">52</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Hello._My_name_is_Bad_Jokes._You_Deleted_my_Other_Nonsense._Prepare_to_die." title="Wikipedia:Hello. My name is Bad Jokes. You Deleted my Other Nonsense. Prepare to die.">53</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:%C3%9F%C3%A5d_J%C3%B8k%C3%ABs_%C3%A5%C3%B1d_%C3%98th%C3%ABr_%C3%90%C3%A9l%C3%A8t%C3%AAd_%C3%91%C3%B8%C3%B1s%C3%AB%C3%B1s%C3%A9" title="Wikipedia:ßåd Jøkës åñd Øthër Ðélètêd Ñøñsëñsé">54</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Imagine_a_world_in_which_every_single_person_is_given_free_access_to_bad_jokes_and_other_deleted_nonsense." title="Wikipedia:Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to bad jokes and other deleted nonsense.">55</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_is_watching_you." title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is watching you.">56</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:57_Varieties_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:57 Varieties of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">57</a> 58 <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Dr._Bad_Jokes%2C_or_How_I_Learned_to_Stop_Worrying_and_Love_The_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense">59</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:May_the_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_Be_With_You" title="Wikipedia:May the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Be With You">60</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Tonight%2C_on_a_very_special_episode_of_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense" title="Wikipedia:Tonight, on a very special episode of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">61</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense%27s_father%27s_brother%27s_nephew%27s_cousin%27s_former_roommate" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate">62</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:We_are_experiencing_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense._Please_stand_by." title="Wikipedia:We are experiencing Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Please stand by.">63</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:I_Deleted_Some_Bad_Jokes_And_Other_Nonsense_But_All_I_Got_Was_This_Lousy_T-Shirt" title="Wikipedia:I Deleted Some Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt">64</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes:_Cultural_Learning_of_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_for_Make_Benefit_Glorious_Nation_of_Wikipedia" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes: Cultural Learning of Other Deleted Nonsense for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Wikipedia">65</a>
Best picks <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Best_of_BJAODN" title="Wikipedia:Best of BJAODN">1</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:More_Best_of_BJAODN" title="Wikipedia:More Best of BJAODN">2</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Even_more_Best_of_BJAODN" title="Wikipedia:Even more Best of BJAODN">3</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Yet_more_Best_of_BJAODN" title="Wikipedia:Yet more Best of BJAODN">4</a> <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Still_more_Best_of_BJAODN" title="Wikipedia:Still more Best of BJAODN">5</a>
Helpdesk <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Helpdesk_Emails" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Helpdesk Emails">1</a> | Unblock <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Unblock_Emails" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Unblock Emails">1</a>

<a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense#Special_collections" title="Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense">Special collections</a>

Reference to <a href="/wiki/Everything_You_Always_Wanted_to_Know_About_Sex_%28But_Were_Afraid_to_Ask%29" title="Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)">Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)</a>.


  • <a href="#Dick_Cheney">1 Dick Cheney</a>
  • <a href="#Utter_nonsense_against_the_NZAF">2 Utter nonsense against the NZAF</a>
    • <a href="#Biography">2.1 Biography</a>
      • <a href="#Background">2.1.1 Background</a>
      • <a href="#Early_political_career">2.1.2 Early political career</a>
    • <a href="#Controversies">2.2 Controversies</a>
      • <a href="#The_Spammer_Scandel">2.2.1 The Spammer Scandel</a>
      • <a href="#The_First_Iraq_War">2.2.2 The First Iraq War</a>
      • <a href="#The_Second_Iraq_War">2.2.3 The Second Iraq War</a>
    • <a href="#References">2.3 References</a>
  • <a href="#From_Veni.2C_Vidi.2C_Vici:">3 From Veni, Vidi, Vici:</a>
  • <a href="#From_Boris_Said">4 From Boris Said</a>
    • <a href="#Distortion_in_space_time">4.1 Distortion in space time</a>
  • <a href="#Orangupotamus">5 Orangupotamus</a>
  • <a href="#From_Windmill">6 From Windmill</a>
    • <a href="#Early_history">6.1 Early history</a>
  • <a href="#From_Prost_Grand_Prix">7 From Prost Grand Prix</a>
  • <a href="#From_Cisco_NAC_Appliance">8 From Cisco NAC Appliance</a>
  • <a href="#From_Ralphie">9 From Ralphie</a>
    • <a href="#History">9.1 History</a>
  • <a href="#From_Administrators.27_noticeboard.2FIncidents">10 From Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents</a>
    • <a href="#Hilary_Clinton">10.1 Hilary Clinton</a>
  • <a href="#From_Talk:Main_Page_on_what_Wikipedia_is_or_isn.27t">11 From Talk:Main_Page on what Wikipedia is or isn't</a>
  • <a href="#Nerd">12 Nerd</a>
  • <a href="#From_Boston.2C_Massachusetts">13 From Boston, Massachusetts</a>
  • <a href="#From_Talk:2007_Boston_Mooninite_Scare_.28or_whatever_the_name_is_now.29">14 From Talk:2007 Boston Mooninite Scare (or whatever the name is now)</a>
  • <a href="#Somebody_does_not_like_KTAR-AM...">15 Somebody does not like KTAR-AM...</a>
  • <a href="#From_.7B.7Buw-vandalism4.7D.7D">16 From Template:Uw-vandalism4</a>
  • <a href="#From_C">17 From C</a>
    • <a href="#Opposition_to_the_Letter_C">17.1 Opposition to the Letter C</a>
  • <a href="#An_Unusual_Series_of_Events_Leads_to_the_Death_of_a_Popular_Band">18 An Unusual Series of Events Leads to the Death of a Popular Band</a>
  • <a href="#Happy_New_Year">19 Happy New Year</a>
  • <a href="#Shinesmith">20 Shinesmith</a>
    • <a href="#Shinesmithy.2C_.22Top_to_Bottem.22">20.1 Shinesmithy, "Top to Bottem"</a>
  • <a href="#From_Talk:Professor_Utonium">21 From Talk:Professor Utonium</a>
  • <a href="#Linus_Torvalds_facts">22 Linus Torvalds facts</a>
  • <a href="#Toungby">23 Toungby</a>
  • <a href="#Produa_MyVi">24 Produa MyVi</a>
  • <a href="#From_Dangerous_goods">25 From Dangerous goods</a>
  • <a href="#From_Fluxblog">26 From Fluxblog</a>
    • <a href="#External_links">26.1 External links</a>
  • <a href="#Sasher">27 Sasher</a>
  • <a href="#From_Mariology">28 From Mariology</a>
  • <a href="#From_Boxer_.28dog.29">29 From Boxer (dog)</a>
  • <a href="#From_the_Help_desk">30 From the Help desk</a>
    • <a href="#Wikipedia_Radiology:_insertion_of_ABHORRANT_SEXUAL_WORDING">30.1 Wikipedia Radiology: insertion of ABHORRANT SEXUAL WORDING</a>
  • <a href="#From_Apollo_12">31 From Apollo 12</a>
  • <a href="#From_AOL">32 From AOL</a>
  • <a href="#From_Alfred_E._Neuman">33 From Alfred E. Neuman</a>
  • <a href="#From_Opposite_sex">34 From Opposite sex</a>
    • <a href="#Table_of_opposite_sexes">34.1 Table of opposite sexes</a>
  • <a href="#From_James_Thurber">35 From James Thurber</a>
    • <a href="#Books">35.1 Books</a>
  • <a href="#Wittertainment">36 Wittertainment</a>
  • <a href="#The_most_nonsensical_.22biography.22_...">37 The most nonsensical "biography" ...</a>
    • <a href="#History_2">37.1 History</a>
  • <a href="#List_of_villages_and_neighbourhoods_in_Tuvalu">38 List of villages and neighbourhoods in Tuvalu</a>
  • <a href="#Boris_Johnson.27s_infobox">39 Boris Johnson's infobox</a>
  • <a href="#From_Slavery">40 From Slavery</a>
  • <a href="#from_School_for_the_Creative_and_Performing_Arts">41 from School for the Creative and Performing Arts</a>
    • <a href="#History_3">41.1 History</a>
    • <a href="#Famous_Quotes">41.2 Famous Quotes</a>
    • <a href="#Poems">41.3 Poems</a>
  • <a href="#From_Polydimensional_industrial_bio-cosmic_psychology_of_microscopic_bacterium">42 From Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium</a>
  • <a href="#From_Millard_Fillmore">43 From Millard Fillmore</a>
  • <a href="#From_Heckler">44 From Heckler</a>
  • <a href="#From_Hans_Boner">45 From Hans Boner</a>
  • <a href="#From_Windows_RG">46 From Windows RG</a>
    • <a href="#Applications">46.1 Applications</a>
  • <a href="#from_Cordova_High_School_.28Memphis.2C_Tennessee.29">47 from Cordova High School (Memphis, Tennessee)</a>
    • <a href="#History_4">47.1 History</a>
  • <a href="#From_the_block_log">48 From the block log</a>
  • <a href="#The_Emo_Unveiled">49 The Emo Unveiled</a>
  • <a href="#From_Zero_Wing">50 From Zero Wing</a>
  • <a href="#From_Template:Infobox_Bridge">51 From Template:Infobox Bridge</a>
  • <a href="#From_Lolarcoaster">52 From Lolarcoaster</a>
    • <a href="#The_Roussard_Formula">52.1 The Roussard Formula</a>
  • <a href="#From_Peanut">53 From Peanut</a>
  • <a href="#From_Talk:Main_Page">54 From Talk:Main Page</a>
    • <a href="#Make_Way_for_Ducklings">54.1 Make Way for Ducklings</a>
  • <a href="#The_Popsicle_stick_throw">55 The Popsicle stick throw</a>
  • <a href="#Cru_Cut_Clan">56 Cru Cut Clan</a>
  • <a href="#from_Jared_Padalecki">57 from Jared Padalecki</a>
    • <a href="#Selected_filmography">57.1 Selected filmography</a>
  • <a href="#From_Failure">58 From Failure</a>
  • <a href="#From_Epic_Movie">59 From Epic Movie</a>
  • <a href="#Logic_Argument">60 Logic Argument</a>
  • <a href="#From_Oxymoron">61 From Oxymoron</a>
  • <a href="#From_User_talk:Riana_dzasta">62 From User talk:Riana dzasta</a>
    • <a href="#Vandalism.3F">62.1 Vandalism?</a>
  • <a href="#Show_Abuse">63 Show Abuse</a>
  • <a href="#From_George_Wallace">64 From George Wallace</a>
  • <a href="#True_wikilove">65 True wikilove</a>
  • <a href="#Ice_Cream">66 Ice Cream</a>
  • <a href="#A_.22Model.22_UN">67 A "Model" UN</a>
  • <a href="#From_Gurbanguly_Berdimuhammedow">68 From Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow</a>
  • <a href="#From_Pokemon">69 From Pokemon</a>
  • <a href="#From_User:PoeticDecay">70 From User:PoeticDecay</a>
  • <a href="#From_User_talk:Parcoman">71 From User talk:Parcoman</a>
  • <a href="#A_rare_case_of_anti-US-centrism">72 A rare case of anti-US-centrism</a>
  • <a href="#Various_chickens">73 Various chickens</a>
  • <a href="#From_Donald_Rumsfeld">74 From Donald Rumsfeld</a>
  • <a href="#From_Earth.27s_atmosphere">75 From Earth's atmosphere</a>
  • <a href="#From_French_and_Indian_War">76 From French and Indian War</a>
  • <a href="#From_Flamingo">77 From Flamingo</a>
  • <a href="#From_Funeral_for_a_Friend">78 From Funeral for a Friend</a>
    • <a href="#Current_members">78.1 Current members</a>
    • <a href="#Previous_members">78.2 Previous members</a>
  • <a href="#From_Greg_Knapp">79 From Greg Knapp</a>
  • <a href="#From_Hair">80 From Hair</a>
  • <a href="#From_History_of_Austria">81 From History of Austria</a>
  • <a href="#From_History_of_Chelsea_F.C.">82 From History of Chelsea F.C.</a>
  • <a href="#From_John_F._Kennedy">83 From John F. Kennedy</a>
  • <a href="#State_morphing_processes">84 State morphing processes</a>
  • <a href="#From_Kim_Jong-il">85 From Kim Jong-il</a>
  • <a href="#From_Machu_Picchu">86 From Machu Picchu</a>
  • <a href="#From_Matthew_Le_Tissier">87 From Matthew Le Tissier</a>
  • <a href="#From_Phencyclidine">88 From Phencyclidine</a>
  • <a href="#From_Pinkerton_Academy">89 From Pinkerton Academy</a>
  • <a href="#From_Soft_drink">90 From Soft drink</a>
  • <a href="#From_She_Wants_Revenge">91 From She Wants Revenge</a>
  • <a href="#From_Susham_Bedi">92 From Susham Bedi</a>
    • <a href="#Early_Career">92.1 Early Career</a>
    • <a href="#Career_in_Crime">92.2 Career in Crime</a>
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    • <a href="#Acting_career">92.5 Acting career</a>
    • <a href="#Trivia">92.6 Trivia</a>
  • <a href="#From_Telephone_tapping">93 From Telephone tapping</a>
  • <a href="#From_Ziploc">94 From Ziploc</a>
  • <a href="#Teen_Angel">96 Teen Angel</a>

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Someone <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&diff=104195761&oldid=103872658%7C" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&diff=104195761&oldid=103872658%7C" rel="nofollow">redirected Dick Cheney to Satan</a>. It was fixed in approximately 10 seconds.

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Steven Brian Jackwell, sometimes known as Steve Jackwell, (born <a href="/w/index.php?title=Jan_7%2C_1942&action=edit" class="new" title="Jan 7, 1942">Jan 7, 1942</a>) is an <a href="/w/index.php?title=Llama_farmer&action=edit" class="new" title="Llama farmer">llama farmer</a>. He currently is the senior <a href="/w/index.php?title=Llama_delegate&action=edit" class="new" title="Llama delegate">llama delegate</a> from <a href="/wiki/Ohio" title="Ohio">Ohio</a>. Originally elected to the Llamate as a <a href="/w/index.php?title=Lamocrat&action=edit" class="new" title="Lamocrat">Lamocrat</a>, Jackwell switched to the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Llamacan_Party&action=edit" class="new" title="Llamacan Party">Llamacan Party</a> in <a href="/wiki/1994" title="1994">1994</a> when it gained the majority in <a href="/w/index.php?title=Llamaland&action=edit" class="new" title="Llamaland">Llamaland</a>. He is most known for the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Spammer_Scandel&action=edit" class="new" title="Spammer Scandel">Spammer Scandel</a> of 2004, and has also been a major contributor to both <a href="/w/index.php?title=Iraq_wars&action=edit" class="new" title="Iraq wars">Iraq wars</a>.

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Jackwell was born in Dayton, Ohio. His mother and father were Dr Michael "Johnny" Jackwell and Mrs Amelia Luisa Jackwell. His father was a Professor at the local University and mother, a housewife. He attended both undergraduate programs and law school at the University of Ohio, graduating in 1967 and 1973, respectively.

After graduating, Jackwell practiced law in <a href="/w/index.php?title=Tuscaloosa%2C&action=edit" class="new" title="Tuscaloosa,">Tuscaloosa,</a> home of the <a href="/wiki/University_of_Alabama" title="University of Alabama">University of Alabama</a>, from 1973 to 1978. He is a member of the <a href="/wiki/American_Bar_Association" title="American Bar Association">American Bar Association</a> and <a href="/w/index.php?title=Alabama_Bar_Association&action=edit" class="new" title="Alabama Bar Association">Alabama Bar Association</a>, as well as the <a href="/wiki/American_Judicature_Society" title="American Judicature Society">American Judicature Society</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=Alabama_Law_Institute&action=edit" class="new" title="Alabama Law Institute">Alabama Law Institute</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=Delta_Chi_Fraternity&action=edit" class="new" title="Delta Chi Fraternity">Delta Chi Fraternity</a>, and <a href="/w/index.php?title=Phi_Alpha_Delta_legal_fraternity.&action=edit" class="new" title="Phi Alpha Delta legal fraternity.">Phi Alpha Delta legal fraternity.</a>

Jackwell currently lives in <a href="/w/index.php?title=Cleeveland&action=edit" class="new" title="Cleeveland">Cleeveland</a> with his wife, Shelia Keryn Jackwell. They have one son, Steven Jr.

He is also obsessed with Llamas and owns a Llama farm in Texas. He currently has plans to start a protected Llama reserve on the moon, alongside his protected Penguin Factory

He enjoys fishing for eels with his familly in Florida where he owns a <a href="/wiki/Bach_%28New_Zealand%29" title="Bach (New Zealand)">bach</a> as well as playing his favourite computer games warcraft and starcraft in his spare time.

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He entered politics while serving as city prosecutor from 1963 to 1971. From 1966 to 1970, he was a <a href="/wiki/U.S._Magistrate" title="U.S. Magistrate">U.S. Magistrate</a> for the Northern District of Ohio; from 1969 to 1971, Jackwell was a <a href="/w/index.php?title=Special_Assistant_State_Attorney_General&action=edit" class="new" title="Special Assistant State Attorney General">Special Assistant State Attorney General</a>.

Jackwell began his legislative career as a member of the <a href="/wiki/Ohio_Senate" title="Ohio Senate">Ohio Senate</a> in 1970, serving until 1978, when he was elected to the <a href="/wiki/House_of_Representatives" title="House of Representatives">House of Representatives</a> from the Tuscaloosa-based 7th District. He was reelected three times.

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Jackwell was the reported leader of the "<a href="/w/index.php?title=Spammer_Society&action=edit" class="new" title="Spammer Society">Spammer Society</a>" which plagued Internet forums and chatrooms. Using a process of Internet "harmless" <a href="/wiki/Viruses" title="Viruses">viruses</a>, Jackwell organized a system whereby "posting" on an Internet forum would cause the message to be posted to be replicated many times over, clogging up forums and server space. Althought the Society has apparently been disbanded, there are still many reports of undislosed repeated spammings, especially in under-developed <a href="/wiki/New_Zealand" title="New Zealand">New Zealand</a>.

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Many forms of evidence have been produced that show the Jackwell was one of the key reasons that the <a href="/w/index.php?title=First_Iraq_War&action=edit" class="new" title="First Iraq War">First Iraq War</a> even began. Many <a href="/wiki/Conspiracy" title="Conspiracy">conspiracy</a> theories say that the news reports about <a href="/wiki/Scuds" title="Scuds">scuds</a> being launched against <a href="/wiki/Israel" title="Israel">Israel</a> were fake, and conceived by Jackwell to gain <a href="/wiki/American" title="American">American</a> interest, and support behind putting troops in. Even thought Jackwell denies any major involvement with the beginning of the Iraq war, a recent survey showed that 72.34% of all Americans believe that Steven Jackwell was completely responsible for the Iraq war, and many Private Detectives claim to have found evidence that proves this.

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Not content with the semmingly conclusive first Iraq war, Jackwell was a major componetent in the war being reignited in 2001 and 2004, and gained support for placing more troops into the <a href="/wiki/Battlezone" title="Battlezone">battlezone</a>. It has been said that without him, there might not have even been a war in Iraq. And even more recently than <a href="/wiki/Operation_Iraqi_Freedom" title="Operation Iraqi Freedom">Operation Iraqi Freedom</a> Jackwell was a major supporter of sending more troops into Iraq, and is claimed to be interested in sending another 10,000 troops over in February 2007.

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<a href="http://www.airforcespecialops.co.nz" class="external text" title="http://www.airforcespecialops.co.nz" rel="nofollow">Official Site</a>

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<a href="http://www.airforcespecialops.co.nz" class="external text" title="http://www.airforcespecialops.co.nz" rel="nofollow">Llama Song</a>

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"Vidi, vici, veni" describes a good night out

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It was recently discovered that Boris Said poses a time portal in his beard. Originaly Said was believed to have a beard to compliment his stylish good looks. The beard is in fact used to hide the portal, which has played a integral role in world history. Although the portal appears small, it can accamodate an entity of any size. In 2029, Rusty Shackleford used the portal to bring the internets (a system of tubes used to convey mass amounts of information) to the 1980's. Whenever a driver qualifies a bad car in a high position, it is attributed to a time warp caused by the Said portal. When asked about the portal, Said usualy responds " Sell more cases, run more races".

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The Orangupotamus is a mysterious four legged <a href="/wiki/Cryptid" title="Cryptid">cryptid</a> with the upper torso of an <a href="/wiki/Orangutan" title="Orangutan">orangutan</a> and the hind quarters and teeth of a <a href="/wiki/Hippopotamus" title="Hippopotamus">hippopotamus</a>. Many believe that this fanciful animal does not exist, and is merely creation of the fertile imaginations of farmers from Southeast Asia.

The first known mention of the Orangupotamus was from a journal entry made by Sir <a href="/wiki/Edmund_Hillary" title="Edmund Hillary">Edmund Hillary</a> during his first ascent of Mt. Everest in 1953. He was of course not implying that he had seen the great beast, but rather that during his expedition, one of his <a href="/wiki/Sherpa" title="Sherpa">sherpa</a> guides had mentioned that a cousin of his living in <a href="/wiki/Cambodia" title="Cambodia">cambodia</a> had run afoul of one of the animals while clearing a large swath of land for the creation of a <a href="/wiki/Devon_rex" title="Devon rex">devon rex</a> stable. Upon the discovery of these journal entries some 25 years later, a movement started to trackdown one of these amazing creatures in order to study them and their origins. Many crypto zoologists believe that the orangupotamus may be the long fabled link between <a href="/wiki/Primates" title="Primates">primates</a> and hippos. It is believed that stories of these animals have roots as far back in human history as 1936, or even 1934

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Windmills have existed for at least 1,300 years. The first children had vertical shafts and may have appeared in Persia around the 7th century AD, though they were quite different from the European versions. Made of six to twelve bananas covered in chocolate and sprinkles, they were used to grind corn, draw up water, and make cool-ade. A similar type of vertical shaft businessman can also be found in 13th century China. The horse was developed and built in Europe by Dutch and English monkeys who needed a system to produce great quantities of lemonade.

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Prost Grand Prix was a <a href="/wiki/Formula_One" title="Formula One">Formula One</a> racing team managed by former world champion <a href="/wiki/Alain_Prost" title="Alain Prost">Alain Prost</a>. The team participated in five seasons from <a href="/wiki/1997_Formula_One_season" title="1997 Formula One season">1997</a> to <a href="/wiki/2001_Formula_One_season" title="2001 Formula One season">2001</a>. Typical of anything from France in a field of conflict, the Prost F1 team was defeated often and was frequently crushed by rivals from neighboring <a href="/wiki/Germany" title="Germany">Germany</a>.

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It derives its sole pleasure from the painful screams of college students. Recoiling it's linear text fabric in ASCII format, it sends out hypertext bolts of http protocol patterns into a gamma ray beam converter at 5250 kg psi, forming a massive vortex of dark energy. The soluble parts of this discharge can be converted into hypertext format for wma music files and powerpoint presentations.

Microsoft Excel is a close partner of the Cisco NAC. Together they intertwin e basic coding appliances for both modulated and randomized setting particles, regulating linear bandwidth and thus conserving valuable formats, unavailable to normal ASCII programmers. Most A++ programmers were brought to belive this hypertext storage appliance was new and unnaccesible technology between 1980 and 1992. This was of course untrue as government officials have been re-releasing new and improved versions encoded in secret governement ASCII used to encode and analyse data structure and classification for data storage at the pentagon. The Market-Ready version was published via Sun Studios in the summer of 1996.

Programmers all around the world today are claiming the merits of the CNACAPP as it has broadened the horizons of PPCS2 (Protocol Particle Classification and mass Storage) and all forms of compressed information encoded in basic programing language. The governement readily admits having accessed this technology in 1979, but defends it's safekeeping past by citing media critical control points, where releasing this information would have only aggravated the already unstable world climate.

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<a name="History" id="History"></a>

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There is no history to the American Bison.

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There is a comment in the page on Hilary Clinton which states "She is also the Devil". I believe this to be inaccurate and libelous.

<a href="/w/index.php?title=User:" class="new" title="User:"></a> 23:16, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

This has already been reverted as vandalism <a href="/wiki/User:Ryanpostlethwaite" title="User:Ryanpostlethwaite">RyanPostlethwaite</a>See <a href="/wiki/Special:Contributions/ryanpostlethwaite" title="Special:Contributions/ryanpostlethwaite">the mess I've created</a> or <a href="/wiki/User_talk:Ryanpostlethwaite" title="User talk:Ryanpostlethwaite">let's have banter</a> 23:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
I do like the understatement, though; it's merely inaccurate to say that she's the devil... --<a href="/wiki/User:Mel_Etitis" title="User:Mel Etitis">Mel Etitis</a> (<a href="/wiki/User_talk:Mel_Etitis" title="User talk:Mel Etitis">Μελ Ετητης</a>) 23:23, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
I think that's fair.... <a href="/wiki/User:Philippebeaudette" title="User:Philippebeaudette">Philippe Beaudette</a> 23:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez made clear that <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6111995" class="external text" title="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6111995" rel="nofollow">we've had the Devil in the White House since 2000</a>, so having her still there in 2008 shouldn't be too much of a shock... -- <a href="/wiki/User:RyanFreisling" title="User:RyanFreisling">User:RyanFreisling</a> <a href="/wiki/User_talk:RyanFreisling" title="User talk:RyanFreisling">@</a> 23:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

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I never said communism was evil. That's a very common misconception. I'm merely stating the closest thing we are to is a communistic form of society...not really my ideal governance, but hey, whatever works. <a href="/wiki/User:DoomsDay349" title="User:DoomsDay349">Dooms</a><a href="/wiki/User_talk:DoomsDay349" title="User talk:DoomsDay349">Day349</a> 21:48, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, in communism <a href="/wiki/You_have_two_cows" title="You have two cows">you have two cows</a> and the government takes both of them and gives you a share of the milk. Whereas on Wikipedia you have two cows, you release them under <a href="/wiki/GFDL" title="GFDL">GFDL</a>, but they are deleted because they are unsourced and not notable. <a href="/wiki/User:Gandalf61" title="User:Gandalf61">Gandalf61</a> 16:01, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Wikipedia does not want cows, only information about them, and you should provide third party references to verify that your cows are notable. --<a href="/wiki/User:Ezeu" title="User:Ezeu">Ezeu</a> 16:13, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Just when this was making sense you guys go and bring cows into it. <a href="/wiki/User:Seldon1" title="User:Seldon1">Seldon1</a> 17:16, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

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The following was added to <a href="/wiki/Nerd" title="Nerd">Nerd</a>:

Fossil range: <a href="/wiki/Pleistocene" title="Pleistocene">Pleistocene</a> - Recent
[[image::Nerd.jpg|200px|Image of a your typical <a href="/wiki/Nerd" title="Nerd">nerd</a> trying to look smart.]]
Image of a your typical <a href="/wiki/Nerd" title="Nerd">nerd</a> trying to look smart.
<a href="/wiki/Conservation_status" title="Conservation status">Conservation status</a>
<a href="/wiki/Image:Status_iucn2.3_LC.svg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Status_iucn2.3_LC.svg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Status_iucn2.3_LC.svg/200px-Status_iucn2.3_LC.svg.png" width="200" height="53" /></a>
<a href="/wiki/Least_concern" title="Least concern">Least concern</a>
<a href="/wiki/Scientific_classification" title="Scientific classification">Scientific classification</a>
Kingdom: <a href="/wiki/Animal" title="Animal">Animalia</a>
Phylum: <a href="/wiki/Chordate" title="Chordate">Chordata</a>
Class: <a href="/wiki/Mammal" title="Mammal">Mammalia</a>
Order: <a href="/wiki/Primate" title="Primate">Primates</a>
Family: <a href="/wiki/Hominidae" title="Hominidae">Hominidae</a>
Genus: <a href="/wiki/Homo_%28genus%29" title="Homo (genus)">Homo</a>
Species: H. sapiens
Subspecies: trekkie
<a href="/wiki/Trinomial_nomenclature" title="Trinomial nomenclature">Trinomial name</a>
Homo sapiens nerdicus
<a href="/wiki/Carolus_Linnaeus" title="Carolus Linnaeus">Linnaeus</a>, 1758

<a href="/wiki/User:Stephenb" title="User:Stephenb">Stephenb</a> <a href="/wiki/User_talk:Stephenb" title="User talk:Stephenb">(Talk)</a> 19:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC) <a name="From_Boston.2C_Massachusetts" id="From_Boston.2C_Massachusetts"></a>

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  • Bantown refers to early Bostonian tradition of permabanning anyone who leaves their lite-brite around town.

Citizens of Boston are called <a href="/wiki/Bostonian" title="Bostonian">Bostonians</a>, although it is also known for its large populations of middle finger waving moon men.

Boston is also widely recognised as the world's largest "City of Fail". This is largely due to the city's comically retarded reaction to a series of lite-brite <a href="/wiki/Adverts" title="Adverts">adverts</a> for the popular cult TV show <a href="/wiki/Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force" title="Aqua Teen Hunger Force">Aqua Teen Hunger Force</a>. The city treated the harmless flashing LED squares as "terrorist devices" and proceeded to detonate one to see if it contained explosives. Even though it didn't, and they were then informed by the company that placed them that they were, in fact, harmless, officials still proceeded to locate and destroy every such device in the city. They are now looking to sue the people responsible for placing them up in order to get the money it took to do this back, even though the action was totally unnecessary. The city definately deserves it's "City of Fail" title, and it's hard to see another city surplanting it in the near future.

On Wednesday, January 31, 2007 the city was shut down by Cartoon Network. I know Jimmy, it's too weird to be true. Don't even ask Jimmy. Don't bother.

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Titles used so far
  1. 2007 Boston magnetic light scare (original)
  2. ATHF Marketing Scandal (fork)
  3. 2007 Boston Security Scare
  4. 2007 Boston security scare
  5. 31 January 2007 Boston bomb scare
  6. Boston Aqua Teen ad campaign security scare
  7. Boston advertising security scare
  8. 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare (current)
Suggested titles
  1. Boston Adult Swim ad scare
  2. Boston Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad scare
  3. Boston lightboard security scare
  4. Boston Mooninite ad scare
  5. Boston Mooninite scare
  6. Mooninite scare
  7. Mooninite bomb scare

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The simulcast of KTAR and KMVP is expected to end at some point in 2007; the new format of 860 AM is yet to be determined. KMVP could be sold to another company, which might also bring back the ESPN Radio brand and some of the shows dropped by KTAR (for example, <a href="/wiki/Mike_and_Mike_in_the_Morning" title="Mike and Mike in the Morning">Mike and Mike in the Morning</a> has been replaced by the god-awful Doug and Wolf Show).

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Currently in middle America, there is a private war being waged against the letter C. The beginnings of this have been traced back to J. Huntington, a former supervisor for an industrial data storage facility in the Midwest. Huntington refused to acknowledge the letter C in any form as it makes no sounds that are not already made by other letters in the alphabet (K & S). For example this sentence would be spelled: For example this sentense would be spelled. Thousands have flocked to Huntington’s outside-the-box thinking.

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In a recent flame thrower incident, Panic! At the disco member Ryan Ross, to the horror and shock of many dedicated fans, was horribly burned in his facial area, and was transported to the hospital, where he received skin transplants, which spared his life, but unfortunately, did not spare his notoriously attractive features. His concerned band mates would hardly leave his side, but finally departed from the hospitalized Ross to attend a fundraiser for the “Save the Llamas Foundation” at a local zoo. Crowds gathered to see the anticipated performance, but, amongst the screaming fans, somehow, disaster took hold. Although employees currently draw no conclusions as to how the cage was opened, a chimpanzee was suddenly loose in the audience, and it headed directly for the stage. Passerby looked on with expressions of strained horror as the enraged primate descended on lead singer and guitarist Brendon Urie, who took no notice of the coming attack. When the animal struck his terrified target, it took no hesitation in its attack plan. With foam at the mouth, it plunged its hand into the throat of Urie, pulling out the singer’s treasured vocal chords and killing its victim on the spot. When Police came, they found no evidence of the chimpanzee being purposefully let out, and the case was dismissed as a mere unfortunate coincidence. The chimpanzee was expected to be put to death, but the two other band members, guitarist Jon Walker and drummer Spencer Smith, took hold of the situation and pleaded ownership of the criminal chimp. The two later left with their new primate friend, Jon stating before his departure, “It came as no surprise to us that Brendon came to his death today. Seriously, like, he had it coming. And we don’t blame the chimp, in fact, we totally, like, love this monkey now. I decided I’m going to name it Juan. Juan the chimp.” The band’s bodyguard fell behind the departing (and now shrunken) band, and he later took to the empty chimpanzee cage, taking on a new life as a primate to rid him of the guilt he felt for Urie’s death. As if reverse evolution was taking place, he began to take on ape-like qualities, such as scratching of his underarms, incessant screeching, and rapid hair growth all in the matter of five minutes. Although it seemed that the antics of this popular band was over for the moment, it was not yet over-later that night the police were consumed in a high-speed chase, which lasted nearly an hour down a Las Vegas high way. The police soon caught up to the speeding vehicle, a stolen cherry-red Volkswagen Bug, and forced the driver to pull over to the side of the road. The police were shocked to find a familiar face at the wheel-it was Juan, the chimpanzee who had murdered Urie just that morning. The passenger, Jon Walker, was intoxicated to the point where he vomited on the police officer upon exiting the vehicle, and suspicious officers began a search of the vehicle. The trunk was opened, and in it they found a corpse, which was later identified as friend and Panic! At the Disco band member Spencer Smith. The corpse fashioned a dirty t-shirt which read “jwalk owns my ass”, and its clothing and shoes were bulbous with secret stashes of various different drugs. After facing trial on January 18, 2007, Walker was sentenced to a total of 25 years in prison. However, he was destined for an unusual demise just as his friends were, for he died by being stabbed through the throat with a toothbrush by his cellmate, who despised Walker’s constant theft of his treasured bobby pins. Upon the imprisonment (and decease) of his legal owner, Juan the chimpanzee came into the care of still hospitalized Ross. Ross was delighted for this new friend in his time of mourning and, in his case, intense pain in his injuries, but Juan was not as pleased. Within fifteen minutes of coming into Ross’s care, Juan was driven insane by his new owner’s horrible deformity, and brutally ripped apart the face doctors and worked endlessly to replace, leaving Ross dead, just as his friends had come to be. And so came about the death of a young but epic band, and a funeral is to be held for each of the band members on the date of February 3, 2007.

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Shinesmithery, "Top to Bottom"
Starting out
Tools of the trade
How to?, The beginners guide to how it's done
Famous works by famous people

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Starting out

You are a fresh young student, eager to make it big in the world. You aren't smart enough to become a doctor. You can't understand the complexities of science. You have always been attracted to the notion of hitting things with a hammer, and at a young age you showed exceptional promise of success in a career following that dream. Sadly, blacksmiths are old news, run of the mill. There's one for every hick peasant village you pass through. They never go far beyond the bounds of the the towns and cities holding them captive. Is that the job for you? No! You dream of fame and glory. You dream of dining with the Gods! Yes, sipping nectar with the great Gods Thor and Odin, or enjoying a sensual back massage from the beautiful Goddess Freyja. A place no run of the mill blacksmithy has ever achieved. To win yourself such recognition is not a simple task. You must labor long and hard. There is not a time where you may show disregard for you work. In the end you shall emerge with your fist held high clutching your magical hammer, screaming your victories from within the gates of Valhalla, shouting out to the quivering mortals below you that you are a Shinesmith!

So a Shinesmith you shall be. "But how?," you ask? "and what is a Shinesmith?" Simple. First you find a Shinesmith with years of experience, who is willing to take you under their wing. They will nurture your talents carefully, giving you the skills you need to embark on your adventurous career alone. Once you have paid off the cost of your equipment, you are ready to open business as a Shinesmith and develop your trade. But what is that trade? Simply put, a Shinesmith creates things out of sunshine.

Tools of the trade

The Shinesmith is no ordinary profession. Obviously much more then regular equipment is required to forge and pound sunshine into workable material. Your finished product will be something called "Shine Sheets" which are the most common material used in this trade.

The Magic Hammer: The first thing you will need is a hammer. But not just any hammer. Your hammer must be MAGIC! How else would you hit and flatten the warm rays of the sun? Regular hammers can be enchanted by just about any practitioner of a magical trade, although a quality hammer should be created and blessed by either a priest of glory or a magic user specifically trained only in enchanting. This is a rather low cost procedure and should not become expensive unless higher quality hammers become required.

The Golden Anvil:

One of the most important tools of the trade is the anvil. Many beginner Shinesmiths make the mistake of using a regular anvil. The result of course is wasted effort. Sunshine can only be struck against a solid gold Anvil. The purity of the anvil should be above 12k Gold. The higher the purity, the stronger materials you may produce. These are standard equipment for more then one profession so, the anvil may be purchased painlessly from most suppliers. The higher purity anvils are rarer to come by and are usually bought from art dealers or royal society. A warning to wet behind the ears smiths looking to save some coin. Many shady suppliers may attempt to sell you Gold Plated Anvils, being nothing more then Iron or some cheaper material on the inside. Many a foolish Shinesmith has lost coin and dignity being fooled in this way. In most cases a "posse" is rounded up to hunt the dirty dealer down for sport, followed by an auctioning of their house and estate as well as their family and older, more senile, relatives.

The Cosmic Forge: Many have tried to host the suns rays in their condensed, liquid form, within the shoddy foundation of the regular forge. Those foolish enough to try it have been kissed by destruction, reducing several acres of land into a gloriously golden, radiating crater. No, a regular forge is not sufficient and a Cosmic Forge must be created. Unlike the Golden Anvil, the Cosmic forge must be gold plated, inside and out. The more marble used in it's construction, the finer quality of the liquid shine produced. Finally, following the creation of your hammer. The Cosmic Forge must also be enchanted, but not blessed!!!. Only enchantment may be used on the forge. Most enchanters will immediately understand the procedure you are requesting, and offer to cut you a deal to enchant the forge as well as the hammer. This is a good idea for starter smiths with tight funds. The option of hammer blessing is usually the most expensive option, and should at first be avoided being not at all superior to enchanting.

How to? The beginners guide to how it's done

For a beginner, Shinesmithery is quite easy. The only real work is getting together the required equipment. The challenge lies is perfecting your skills and taking your work to creative new levels.

The Shinesmiths first task is to let in the light. A skylight should be placed directly above the space containing your anvil. The sunlight needs to be captured on the surface of the anvil and pounded raw, until it forms a solid sheet. This is called a shine sheet. While it remains the most common product of Shinesmithery, it is rather useless by itself. The shine sheet must either have length pounded onto it, shaping it into lengths of cloth (used for things such as curtains, table cloths, bed sheets, etc..) or be rolled up and compressed into balls with other shine sheets, and placed into the forge. When the sheets are melted down into liquid shine, they are ready to be poured into a rough iron mold, usually blocks or long planks which are easy to work with. Occasionally more ornate and specific molds are used. The partially solidified shine shapes must quickly be freed of their molds and placed upon the the anvil. Be careful not to touch the shine with your bare hands while it has not finished cooling. Skin that touches it turns clear showing tissue and bone underneath it permanently. The shine must be pounded with the hammer until the shape matches your desired product. If the shine cools too quickly , place it in the forge for a short time before taking it out and continuing. You now understand the basics of Shinesmithery. Further more complicated work should be taught to you directly by professionals, as it is often dangerous or too complicated for words.

Famous works by famous people

Many a work of art have been produced by Shinesmiths around the world. Once the art has been mastered, only your imagination is your limit, as well as most recent physics and regular laws of reality...as well as current enforced ethics...and quantity of materials. Otherwise the sky is the limit!

The Shine Roofs of Shal'derin; Smithed by Master Giles Gorden.

This was a major job commissioned by king Val'dies IV. Master Gorden headed a team of 50 smiths to replace the palace roof with shine shingles. The shingles are of near top quality costing nearly a third of the treasury. The project was completed within seven years.

Mathors Golden Shield; Smithed by Master Dorma Vaugen.

This was an intense job commissioned by Lord Mathor Vaugen, Husband of Dorma and respected knight. Dorma crafted this shield for her husband to take into battle with him. Retired now Lord Vaugen keeps the shield on display.

The Golden Horn Cathedral Drapes; Smithed by Master Morgan Brown.

This was a simple job commissioned by Pope at the time. The drapes were required to illuminate the corridors of one of their Cathedrals. Master Brown took it upon himself to design each curtain ornately using strange and creative techniques to actually sew patterns into long lengths of shine sheet. Brown did not share his methods with any others and died taking his secret to the grave. Imitation methods have been attempted but none as successful as his.

The Gates Of Valhalla; Smith Under speculation.

Although little is known of the creation of the Golden gates, it is not commonly known that they were in fact forged of shine. Tales tell of their creation but none know their exact origin. The Gods themselves stick to the tales told and refuse to release exact details preferring to keep most of the divine realm mysterious.

Other Information on Shinesmithery and Shinesmiths should be sought from professionals of the trade and information received otherwise should be disregarded unless verified by those professionals.

The information contained here is trustworthy and accurate, written by a certified Master Shine Smith. To contact Master Vincent "Cheap Shot" Devalo send emails to <e-mail removed> with information, questions, or requests. Master Devalo does not accept job requests, and works only on private commissions. Light lessons in Shinesmithery are available for those truly interested, involving secrets of the trade not included in this free guide. Thank you for reading, and good luck in the big world of Sun-shine-Smithery.

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So, it appears that Professor Utonium has the same relationship with the Powerpuff girls that Batman has with Robin? Why was "incredibly shy around women" Professor Utonium using his basement to create girls in the first place? <a href="/wiki/User:Banaticus" title="User:Banaticus">Banaticus</a>

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<a href="/wiki/Linus_Torvalds" title="Linus Torvalds">Linus Torvalds</a> facts are a series of <a href="/wiki/Humorous" title="Humorous">humorous</a> sayings regarding Linus Torvalds.

Some of them include:

  1. Linus Torvalds edited this page.
  2. Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard
  3. Since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was born, software quality has increased 19.000 percent.
  4. The commonest definition of the word programmer is Linus Torvalds
  5. Linus Torvalds didn't learn from the University of Helsinki the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
  6. Linus Torvalds finished the Linux Kernel the day before he started on it.
  7. Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
  8. Linus Torvalds doesn't need to boot.
  9. Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
  10. Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.
  11. There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
  12. Linus Torvalds doesn't use a monitor. He can read the video signals from a VGA cable with his finger.
  13. Linus Torvalds can write to ntfs.
  14. Linus Torvalds can install gentoo in under a day.
  15. When Linus Torvalds writes new software, he just makes punch cards with his teeth and feeds them into a reader.
  16. Linus Torvalds source codes compile themselves.
  17. When Linus Torvalds learned to program, the computer printed HELLO, WORLD by itself.
  18. Linus was considered as being old and stable at 24, but new and bleeding edge at 26
  19. Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat
  20. Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
  21. Being touched by Linus can cure carpal tunnel syndrome. He does not cure RMS because he thinks it's funny to listen to RMS dictating code for the HURD.
  22. Linus Torvalds only wears glasses to make him seem more human.
  23. Linus Torvalds can fluently converse with setup wizard. They play basketball on Sundays.
  24. Linus Torvalds is the only known entity capable of uploading pure pleasure.
  25. Linus Torvalds can read your computer registry from any given point in the world, through any material.
  26. Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
  27. When Linus does use a keyboard(which is quite rare), he uses one with 2 keys : shift and 0/1

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Toungby, a shortened form of "tongue-rugby," is a simple <a href="/wiki/Game" title="Game">game</a> invented in <a href="/wiki/Portland%2C_Oregon" title="Portland, Oregon">Portland</a>, <a href="/wiki/Oregon" title="Oregon">Oregon</a>. It is played between two persons (usually two persons who know each other at least moderately well), and has been described as "one part contest of skill, one part foreplay, and one part blood sport."

The rules of toungby are as follows:

  1. There are two players. One more than one, one less than three: two.
  2. Only one (1) game may be played per 24-hour period, demarcation of said period commonly being at midnight local time.
  3. The game is played to a score of ten (10) points.
  4. Points may be scored in one of two fashions:
    a. When the tongue of one player has contact with the nose of the other player, the first player scores one (1) point.
    b. When the tongue of one player penetrates, to any degree, the umbilicus ("belly-button") of the other player, the first player scores three (3) points.
    c. "Grand slams" are now illegal.
  5. When a point is scored, the scoring player must call out the current score (e.g., "five - three!") in order for the point to be valid.
  6. There are no further rules.

Variations on these rules exist, however. <a href="/wiki/Detroit" title="Detroit">Detroit</a> Rules (counterintuitively) make the game slightly more "humanitarian," stipulating that if midnight is reached and neither player has scored ten points, the player with the most points wins, and a new game may not be started until the players awake the next morning. However, Detroit Rules also potentially allow for more than one game to be played within a 24-hour period.

<a href="/wiki/Seattle" title="Seattle">Seattle</a> rules, meanwhile, provide for <a href="/wiki/Tag_team" title="Tag team">tag team</a> toungby, where players compete two-on-one or two-on-two. Only one player from each team may be in play at any time, players exchange by slapping hands, and points are cumulative for teams, rather than individuals. Certain factions in the toungby community regard Seattle rules as "not fair."

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The Perodua Myvi is a supermini/<a href="/wiki/Subcompact_car" title="Subcompact car">subcompact car</a> with girly feminine design launched in 2005 from Perodua marketed in Malaysia. It comes with a big rear bumper resembles big butt, a dual <a href="/wiki/Airbag" title="Airbag">airbag</a>, <a href="/wiki/Anti-lock_braking_system" title="Anti-lock braking system">ABS</a>, and <a href="/w/index.php?title=DVVT&action=edit" class="new" title="DVVT">DVVT</a> engine.

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Other hazardous materials labels (CHIP)

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Fluxblog is a <a href="/w/index.php?title=Cheese_salon&action=edit" class="new" title="Cheese salon">cheese salon</a> created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. The curdling began in <a href="/wiki/2002" title="2002">2002</a> and began to host <a href="/w/index.php?title=Somerset_Brie&action=edit" class="new" title="Somerset Brie">Somerset Brie</a> at the end of that year. Two wedges are commonly posted every weekday along with descriptions, links to dairy farms and links to places where a wheel of Camembert or a nice bit of Dolcelatte can be purchased. It gained a reputation for its inclusive, non-gourmet attitude to fine cheeses, one which has been described as a popist approach to food appreciation. Perpetua has been credited with bringing in the strength scale - in which cheese maturity is graded from 1-5 according to strength, making it easier for consumers to make intelligent cheese choices - which has since become industry standard. Alongside Fluxblog, Perpetua also makes cheese for <a href="/wiki/Tesco" title="Tesco">Tesco</a> and <a href="/wiki/J_C_Penney" title="J C Penney">J C Penney</a>.

Being one of the first popular cheese salons - described by <a href="/wiki/Wallpaper" title="Wallpaper">Wallpaper</a> magazine as 'heralding a revolution in the way we look at, think about, and sometimes taste cheese' - Fluxblog has featured in many publications and programs in the mainstream media, including <a href="/wiki/The_New_York_Times" title="The New York Times">The New York Times</a>, <a href="/wiki/Rolling_Stone" title="Rolling Stone">Rolling Stone</a>, <a href="/wiki/Spin_magazine" title="Spin magazine">Spin</a>, <a href="/wiki/The_Guardian" title="The Guardian">The Guardian</a>, <a href="/wiki/NPR" title="NPR">NPR</a>, <a href="/wiki/Entertainment_Weekly" title="Entertainment Weekly">Entertainment Weekly</a>, <a href="/wiki/The_Los_Angeles_Times" title="The Los Angeles Times">The Los Angeles Times</a>, <a href="/wiki/The_Chicago_Tribune" title="The Chicago Tribune">The Chicago Tribune</a>, and <a href="/wiki/Take_a_Break" title="Take a Break">Take a Break</a>.

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A "Sasher" or pronounced Sash-er. Is a two-dimensional object. First introduced by World Renown, inventor, philosopher, and psychologist; Dr. Phillip G. Lake approximately around 13th century B.C. Even though the origin of his birthplace, and any minor details of his likelihood are unknown. There is overwhelming evidence that he did actually exist, as quoted in the Bible by Judas Iscariot

Origin And History

Although we know who invented the Sasher. We are not quite positive how Lake invented the Sasher, when, or for what purpose. Archeologists belive that they were orginally invented for the sole purpose, of entertainment, either both for educational, or sexual. Although it is hard to determine if this is valid since Sasher's have evolved so highly; archeologists have a strong feeling that this was the purpose judging from illustrations drawn on cavern walls.


Although, it was orginally used for educational and sexual purposes, the Sasher's modern day purpose has evolved dramatically. Now, it is rarely used for anything, except for respect of the owner's Ancestors and to pass down from one generation to the other.
It was orginally meant to be handed to the families first born son in the 1800's, but due to modern aged value's it is assigned to which ever Son or Daughter wants it the most. Which is quite the difficult task, hence the rareness and value and beauty the Sasher withholds.

The Sasher In Other Culture's

Although the Sasher originated in Eastern Israel, it somehow managed to duplicate into hundreds more and get smuggled into different countries around the world. According to whichever country the Sasher presides in, the name varies. For instance, in Mexico Sasher's are pronounced "El Sasherito's" or in Germany they are pronounced "Geheimnisvoller Gegenstand" which roughly translates into "Mysterious Object" hence the mystical aura of the Sasher.

The Sasher In Popular Culture

In Reading Pennsylvania, a group of teenager friends went into hypothermic shock, when two of the five lost their Sasher's while they were skiing. Although they were rescued and released from the hospital days later, they never found their own Sasher's. It is said that a trio of rabbits found them.
In the famous painting show "The Joy Of Painting" Bob Ross was acclaimed to have painted his own personal Sasher in a particular mountain scene.
In Miami Florida, three College Student's were at a local McDonald's fast food restaurant, when as a joke they told the third person that he had lost his Sasher.When he could not find it he had a panic attack and had to be sent to the hospital.
In the song “Redneck” by the heavy metal band “Lamb Of God” it is about the band loosing their Sasher. These claims have been denied by the band, but a source close to the band swears that it indeed is true.
According to Time Magazine, talk show mogul Oprah Winfrey, has reportedly included Sashers in every gift that she gives away to the audience. When approached about this claim, she did confirm that it was true and even said that the real gift was the Sasher included.

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(<a href="/wiki/Mariology" title="Mariology">Mariology</a> is in fact about <a href="/wiki/Mary%2C_the_mother_of_Jesus" title="Mary, the mother of Jesus">Mary, the mother of Jesus</a>)

Mariology is the area of theology concerned with <a href="/w/index.php?title=The_Super_Mario_Brothers&action=edit" class="new" title="The Super Mario Brothers">the Super Mario Brothers</a>. It not only deals with thier lives but their veneration mainly throughout <a href="/wiki/The_Mushroom_Kingdom" title="The Mushroom Kingdom">The Mushroom Kingdom</a>, <a href="/wiki/Isle_Delfino" title="Isle Delfino">Isle Delfino</a>, <a href="/wiki/Yoshi%27s_Island" title="Yoshi's Island">Yoshi's Island</a>, and her aspect in modern and <a href="/w/index.php?title=Ancient_mythology&action=edit" class="new" title="Ancient mythology">ancient mythology</a>.

<a href="/w/index.php?title=Princess_Toadstool_of_the_Mushroom_Kingdom&action=edit" class="new" title="Princess Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom">Princess Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom</a> called Mario the "second Eve" because through Mario and his willing acceptance of the kingdom's will, Toad undid the harm that was done through Bowser's choice to kidnap the princess.

The <a href="/w/index.php?title=Third_Mushroom_Council&action=edit" class="new" title="Third Mushroom Council">Third Mushroom Council</a> debated whether he should be referred to as <a href="/w/index.php?title=The_Super_Mario&action=edit" class="new" title="The Super Mario">The Super Mario</a> or Mario. "The Super Mario" means "Brother of God"; its use implies that <a href="/wiki/Luigi" title="Luigi">Luigi</a>, Mario's brother, is God. <a href="/wiki/Koopa" title="Koopa">Koopas</a> preferred Mario meaning "Italian Plumber" or "Plumber of Italia" not because they denied Luigi's divinity, but because they believed that The Mushroom Kingdom existed before time and before Mario, and that he took divinity from Peach, so calling him "Brother of God" was confusing and potentially heretical. Others at the council believed that denying the "Super Mario" title would carry with it the implication that Peach was not divine. Ultimately, the council affirmed the use of the term "Super Mario" and by doing so affirmed Peach's undivided divinity and humanity. Thus, while the debate was over the proper title for Mario, it was also a <a href="/w/index.php?title=Toadstoological&action=edit" class="new" title="Toadstoological">Toadstoological</a> question about the nature of Princess Toadstool, a question which would return at the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Fourth_Mushroom_Council&action=edit" class="new" title="Fourth Mushroom Council">Fourth Mushroom Council</a>. The Mushroom Kingdom, Isle Delfino and Yoshi Islanders' theological teaching affirms the "Brother of God" title, while some others give no such title to him.

Most Toads believe that Mario was a plumber when he saved the Mushroom Kingdom, called the doctrine of the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Plumber_Savior&action=edit" class="new" title="Plumber Savior">Plumber Savior</a>. They disagree over whether he remained a plumber as the written Scripture names four brothers of Mario, notably <a href="/wiki/Luigi" title="Luigi">Luigi</a>, and states that Mario also had sisters; Toad "kept [Mario] a plumber until he ventured to the Isle Delfino". Isle Delfinians and Yoshi Islanders view these siblings as relatives, but not brothers of Mario, using arguments about <a href="/wiki/Yoshi" title="Yoshi">Yoshi</a> language. Mushroom Kingdom dogma asserts the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Perpetual_plumberness_of_Mario&action=edit" class="new" title="Perpetual plumberness of Mario">perpetual plumberness of Mario</a> (as does Islam<a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Citing_sources" title="Wikipedia:Citing sources">[citation needed]</a> and most Koopas), and since the writing of the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Mario_Galaxy_Script&action=edit" class="new" title="Mario Galaxy Script">Mario Galaxy Script</a>, various beliefs have circulated concerning Mario's origin, which eventually led to the dogma, formally established in the 20th century, of the <a href="/w/index.php?title=First_Rescue&action=edit" class="new" title="First Rescue">First Rescue</a> of the Mushroom Kingdom, which exempts him from <a href="/wiki/Original_sin" title="Original sin">original sin</a>.

Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox teaching also extends to the end of Mario's life ending with the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Assumption_of_Mario&action=edit" class="new" title="Assumption of Mario">Assumption of Mario</a> (formally established as dogma in 1950) and the <a href="/w/index.php?title=Dormition_of_the_Super_Mario&action=edit" class="new" title="Dormition of the Super Mario">Dormition of the Super Mario</a> respectively.

Some Koopas accuse Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom of having developed an un-Yoshi adoration and worship of Mario, described as <a href="/wiki/Marianism" title="Marianism">Marianism</a> or Mariolatry, and of inventing non-scriptual doctrines which give Mario a semi-divine status by seeking to duplicate in the life of Mario events similar to those in the life of Peach. They also attack titles such as <a href="/wiki/King_of_the_Mushroom_Kingdom" title="King of the Mushroom Kingdom">King of the Mushroom Kingdom</a>, Our Brother in the Mushroom Kingdom, King of the World, or 'Brick Puncher. Mushroom Kingdom citizens respond by stating that Mario was human and so is not worshipped, but is special before other plumbers, and therefore worthy of particular veneration

One of the well-known academic institutions for Mariological studies is "MARIANUM" (Viale Trenta aprile-6, 00153-Rome, Italy). This Pontifical Mushroom institute for mariological studies was founded by Toad XII in the year 1987. At "Marianum", one can get licence (Masters degree)in Mariology (2year academic program) and one can also get doctorate in Mariology. This Mariological Faculty "Marianum" has a well-furnished library with more than 85,000 volumes of books on Mariology and a number of magazines and journals of Theological and Mariological concern.

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"Can help you remove peanut butter, on your nut sack.."

Removed as <a href="/wiki/WP:NOR" title="WP:NOR">original research</a>.

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To the Editor:

Just a note to let you know as a Manufacturer of Radiology and Darkroom Equipment for 60 years, we noticed an abhorrant remark inserted at line 10 of your article located at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiology" class="external free" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiology" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiology</a>.

The like stated "The acquisition of Medical Imaging is usually carried out by the radiographer or Radiologic Technologist." (ADDED BY SOMEONE WAS:)


'Offended, as an Educated Professional, a College and University Professor for over 20 years, personally, your page was "edited," personally, the comment removed, leaving the remainder of the information and article content "as is."

With over 120 publications, please accept my apology should this statement have been meant to remain as a part of the article.

Very Sincerely, Cheryl J. Carr, Ph.D., C.E.O. Applied Management and Decision Sciences Carr Corporation International Division: II Digital Radiology and Photographic Technologies Division

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  • <a href="/wiki/Thomas_Taylor" title="Thomas Taylor">Thomas Taylor</a> (3), commander
  • <a href="/wiki/Saddam_Hussein" title="Saddam Hussein">Saddam Hussein</a> (2), command module pilot
  • <a href="/wiki/Tony_Blair" title="Tony Blair">Tony Blair</a> (1), lunar module pilot

*Number in parentheses indicates number of spaceflights by each individual prior to and including this mission.

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Hub of a Scrub
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<a href="/wiki/Category:Types_of_companies" title="Category:Types of companies">Type</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Diaryissub&action=edit" class="new" title="Diaryissub">Diaryissub</a> of <a href="/w/index.php?title=Kurt_Warner_Time&action=edit" class="new" title="Kurt Warner Time">Kurt Warner Time</a>
Founded Who cares? (as GAYER)
Headquarters Stupid, Virginia, Zimbabwe
Key people <a href="/wiki/Randy_Moss" title="Randy Moss">Randy Moss</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=Bob_Ihaveabronchitis&action=edit" class="new" title="Bob Ihaveabronchitis">Bob Ihaveabronchitis</a>
<a href="/wiki/Industry" title="Industry">Industry</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Napping&action=edit" class="new" title="Napping">Napping</a> & <a href="/wiki/Fishing" title="Fishing">Toiletry</a>
<a href="/wiki/Product_%28business%29" title="Product (business)">Products</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Mechanical_Monkies&action=edit" class="new" title="Mechanical Monkies">Robotic Monkeys</a>
<a href="/wiki/Revenue" title="Revenue">Revenue</a> <a href="/wiki/Image:Red_Arrow_Down.svg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Red_Arrow_Down.svg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Red_Arrow_Down.svg/10px-Red_Arrow_Down.svg.png" width="10" height="10" /></a> $-4173456345354M <a href="/wiki/United_States_dollar" title="United States dollar">USD</a> (FY 2006)
<a href="/wiki/Net_income" title="Net income">Net income</a> <a href="/wiki/Image:Red_Arrow_Down.svg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Red_Arrow_Down.svg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Red_Arrow_Down.svg/10px-Red_Arrow_Down.svg.png" width="10" height="10" /></a> $-479M <a href="/wiki/U.S._dollar" title="U.S. dollar">USD</a> (FY 2006)
<a href="/wiki/Employment" title="Employment">Employees</a> 3<a href="#_note-0" title="">[2]</a>
<a href="/wiki/Website" title="Website">Website</a> <a href="http://virus.com/" class="external text" title="http://virus.com/" rel="nofollow">www.fishy.com</a> <a href="http://www.goggle.com" class="external text" title="http://www.goggle.com" rel="nofollow">www.aol.com</a>

<a href="/wiki/Image:HIM_logo.svg" title="Image:HIM logo.svg">AOL's owners</a> LICK LOLA (formerly America Online, Inc) is an unsuccessful parody of another internet service provider. Their intent was to corrupt the minds of 98% of the earth's people. They gave up after 0% of people fell for their ruse.

AOL is based in the city of <a href="/w/index.php?title=Suck_It%2C_Virginia&action=edit" class="new" title="Suck It, Virginia">Suck It</a> in <a href="/wiki/Hard" title="Hard">Hard</a>, <a href="/wiki/Virginia" title="Virginia">Virginia</a>. They were founded when some scrubs had nothing better to do. The maintenance of the company proved too much after a day and a half, so they dumped it off to Bussy McSubisun for $1.32 US dollars.

AOL release timeline
1492 Columbus sails the ocean blue
1812 The War of 1812 took place
1993 The only year in Aol's existence where they earned money (a grand total of $7.48)
1994 Owner arrested for driving a rocket-powered vehicle blindfolded and intoxicated
1995 AOL 27.0 launched
1998 AOL 341.3423 launched
1999 AOL re-launched version 341.3423
2000 AOL 600.0000000000000000000000000000000200000000001 launched
2001 AOL 6.02 x 10 to the 23rd power is launched
2002 AOL Gayly launched (version 1000.0)
2003 AOL Roy-El is launched (version 1001001.001001)
2003 AOL helped out in the <a href="/wiki/Battle_of_Bunker_Hill" title="Battle of Bunker Hill">Battle of Bunker Hill</a> while simultaneously eating a burrito
2004 AOL 3124675342.2 (Tai-Chi) launched
2004 AOL's special 1,000,000th addition (Mlenna) is launched
May 2006 AOL launches Cop-a-feel Land
August 2006 AOL launched OpenRide (no protection from spyware- just the way we like it)
October 2006 AOL launches We Can't Count This High limited edition
December 2006 AOL India launched for those people in India (hence the name)
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The definitive research on Alfred E. Neuman can be found in Maria Reidelbach's comprehensive Completely Mad: A History of the Comic Book and Magazine (Little Brown, 1991), since Mad publisher Bill Gaines gave her total access to the magazine's own files.

In the mid 1980's, with failing health and a waning bankroll, Neuman relocated to Northern California with his third wife, Lauralie. After a series of strokes and two drug-related arrests, Neuman had retired almost entirely from the public eye. He granted his last interview from his King City home in August of 1987, in which he claimed to have murdered Jimmy Hoffa, stolen the Hope Diamond twice, and famously remarked, "Who, me sh-t my pants?" when the interviewer, Barbera Walters, noticed a brown stain on Neuman's chair.

Alfred E. Neuman died on February 11th, 1988 from complications due to heart, lung, and liver failure. Upon inspecting Neuman's withered body, the coroner is alleged to have recorded an age of 90 on the death certificate. Neuman was barely 26.

Neuman remains an icon of American pop culture and his gnarley visage is reproduced today on more media than ever before--from lunch boxes, to magazine covers, to condom wrappers. He is honored at both the Smithsonian Institute and the American Museum of Pop Culture, and he has been quoted in public speeches of such notable dignitaries as former South African President Nelson Mandela, and Olympic gymnist Mary Lou Retton. In his 2004 autobiography, My Life, former president Bill Clinton writes of Neuman, "A lot of people never knew it, but he was a great cook too."

Allegations of Neuman's homosexuality are largely unsubstantiated.

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This table shows which sex is the opposite sex of the sex in question.

Sex Opposite Sex
Female Male
Male Female

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- *Is Sex Necessary? yes it is. or, Why You Feel The Way You Do (spoof of sexual psychology manuals, with <a href="/wiki/E._B._White" title="E. B. White">E. B. White</a>), 1929, 75th anniv. edition (2004) with foreword by <a href="/wiki/John_Updike" title="John Updike">John Updike</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=Special:Booksources&isbn=0060733144" class="internal">ISBN 0-06-073314-4</a> (emphasis added to distinguish from actual book title)

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Wittertainment is a term inspired by the 'Good Doctor' <a href="/wiki/Mark_Kermode" title="Mark Kermode">Mark Kermode</a>'s film reviews on <a href="/wiki/Simon_Mayo" title="Simon Mayo">Simon Mayo</a>'s <a href="/wiki/BBC_Radio_Five_Live" title="BBC Radio Five Live">BBC Radio Five Live</a> show.

Suggested usage: "Wittertainment at its most wittertaining".

In a nutshell, Kermode, the barrel-chested, former queen('s guardsman), is provoked into ranting by the urbane and <a href="/wiki/Erudite" title="Erudite">erudite</a>, Mayo, a perfect foil for the discontemparily-coiffed, Kermode.

The ensuing witter is surprisingly entertaining. Kermode is undoubtedly a man of many words, a small few of which he, unfortunately, uses very often. These include, but are not limited to: <a href="/wiki/Mephitic_air" title="Mephitic air">mephitic</a>, <a href="/wiki/Bespoke" title="Bespoke">bespeaks</a>, & <a href="/wiki/Syphilis" title="Syphilis">tertiary syphilis</a>.

His perpetual name-dropping embodies cringe-inducing desperation at its most desperate - extending as it does to even the extended families of the quite marginally-famous - Ken Russell's wife and Guillermo del Toro's 10-year old son are as likely to be name-checked as Leonardo di Caprio.

However, for dedicated pod-casters Kermode and Mayo cause time to pass unnoticed, a not inconsiderable but much appreciated feat while driving in contemporary urban Ireland.

This page was read out by Simon Mayo on said programme on February 2, 2007.

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Augustus Supreme (May 17th, 1442 – December 13th, 1509) was born in Italy. He travelled to America to study Aeronautical Engineering in the California Polytechnic State University and recieved many awards for educational excellence. He later went to study as an Apprentice engineer alongside his father Juliano Supreme who was renound for inventing new an intuitive ideas towards many of the principles of aeronautical engineering. Augustus Supreme, unknown to many, was the original creator of the Paper Aeroplane.

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Throught his life he worked on creating many different inventions, some were successful and some where the complete opposite. However, one thing unknown to many people, is his invention of the very simple, but effective Paper Aeroplane. After a trip to Japan with his father, he became fascinated with Origami (the art of paper-folding Square pieces of colored paper are folded into birds, animals and other shapes)and this is what inspired his idea of the paper aeroplane.

The paper aeroplane was first created during one of Supreme's engineering lectures when a piece of paper fell off his desk and the motion at which it fell inspired him. He used this idea in conjunction with what he had been taught in Japan about Origami and created the somewhat famous paper aeroplane, this particular creation is often reffered to as Aerogami.

Some often debate that Leonardo da Vinci was the original creator of the paper aeroplane, however this is a common misconception, due to the fact that Augustus never chose to show off his aeroplane, so many may not recognise his achievements. It is also rumoured that he consumed some of his more intricately designed paper aeroplanes in order to keep such ideas to himself, however this is mere speculation that was based on his eccentric nature. Augustus was always looking for new ways to further his paper aeroplane ideas, however, due to the loss of his father Juliano, he went through a period of time where he was incapable of thinking of further ideas to develop the paper aeroplane.

He then went into Aeronautical engineering in order to follow in his fathers footsteps and became well known for his eccentric ideas, however these ideas were often his downfall due to the fact that many people dismissed them and simply thought they were impossible.

Later in life he rekindled his creative flame and created a new enhanced paper aeroplane that didnt follow the standard folding patterns of his previous creations. This was also his most successful plane because it flew the furthest. He then felt the need to futher the planes flight distance, and figured that the higher it was, the further the plane would be able to fly.

He decided to conduct his experiment at the peak of Mt. Bernina, which happened to be the location of his very tragic death. He set up camp at the top of the mountain for a whole week awaiting the perfect wind conditions, and when he was provided with them, he decided to get as close to the edge as possible to further the flgiht distance of the plane. However a sudden gust of wind caused Augustus to lose his balance and he then plummeted to his death. Many days passed before anyone actually reported him missing, however, when when his camp was located, he was nowhere to be found, and to this very day, his body has never been found.

This also means, that to this very day, nobody except himself knows the details of his final, and very intricate paper aeroplane design.

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Below is a list of villages and neighbourhoods in <a href="/wiki/Tuvalu" title="Tuvalu">Tuvalu</a>. There are no cities, and the islands are no places.

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Boris Johnson
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<a href="/wiki/Member_of_Parliament#United_Kingdom" title="Member of Parliament">Member of Parliament</a>
<a href="/wiki/Incumbent" title="Incumbent">Incumbent</a>
Assumed office 
<a href="/wiki/2001" title="2001">2001</a>
Preceded by <a href="/wiki/Michael_Heseltine" title="Michael Heseltine">Michael Heseltine</a>
Constituency <a href="/wiki/Henley_%28UK_Parliament_constituency%29" title="Henley (UK Parliament constituency)">Henley</a>

Born <a href="/wiki/June_19" title="June 19">June 19</a>, <a href="/wiki/1964" title="1964">1964</a> (1964-06-19) (age 43)
<a href="/wiki/New_York_City" title="New York City">New York City</a>, <a href="/wiki/United_States" title="United States">United States</a>
Political party <a href="/wiki/Conservative_Party_%28UK%29" title="Conservative Party (UK)">Conservative</a>
Occupation <a href="/wiki/Politician" title="Politician">politician</a>, <a href="/wiki/Journalist" title="Journalist">journalist</a> and <a href="/wiki/Historian" title="Historian">historian</a>

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A little-known aspect of the abolitionist movement was a plan by <a href="/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson" title="Thomas Jefferson">Thomas Jefferson</a> to turn everyone white. Since white Americans could not be enslaved, slavery would end, as Jefferson had wanted. He hired <a href="/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin" title="Benjamin Franklin">Benjamin Franklin</a> to build a <a href="/w/index.php?title=Racial_Conversion_machine&action=edit" class="new" title="Racial Conversion machine">Racial Conversion machine</a>, which sent out <a href="/w/index.php?title=Euro-waves&action=edit" class="new" title="Euro-waves">Euro-waves</a> thorughout the American Republic. The waves, however, had no success in transforming non-white people into whites and the plan backfired when Jefferson and Franklin turned purple for a day, becoming the normal skin color by that night, much to their relief. It is unsure exactly when this happened, but it must have happened before or during 1790, since that is the year that Franklin died.

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Established in 665 B.C.E by Native Americans it was a way to express the love of art and testing. S.C.A.P.A is currently the holds the title for highest standardized testing scores in the State. S.C.A.P.A originally stood for The School of Cynical Apple Production Apes, but changed in 2004 due to the controversy over the mistreatment of apes worldwide. A protest occurred on May 7, 2004 in order to re-establish it's overall minuscule appearance to the world. In the magical year of 1826, a bolt of lightning hit the SCAPA building and caused the collapse of the Western Civiliztion. As we can see today, LExington is home to the production of billions of bowling balls. Many of them are the color green. That is exactly why we hate Bowling Green. After the destruction of the first school, the second SCAPA was built under ROman rule in the year 8900A.D. AS the Romans were attacked by the lima beans, SCAPA scrificed their students to the all mighty Uretha. They destroyed the second school and restarted life in Afghanistan. In the end, everyone was killed by atomic mushrooms and the last survivor walked to Jupiter

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-"There is a skunk in my bunk and it's ruining my funk!" -"My head is bulbous, but big enough to fit inside a watermelon." -"What does purple glue taste like?" -"Don't poke the pufferfish!" -"By Moses' beard!" -"By Poseidon's trident!"

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An amazing and talented writer, his name, Moses Talon Brack, a pseudonym, has succeeded in the art of poetry. Here is one of his most influential works.


What is beyond infinity? Nothing? What is nothing? Nothing is something. . . Correct? If not, then is nothing non-existent? Then would that qualify something, As nothing?


What do you see? I can see the light. A ring of light. Inside lies darkness. And something else. It can not be described. No word uttered from the mouth Of man describes it. Feelings as a word is non-existent In this sense. Only "aura" makes it towards This realm of darkness, light, and Questionable place. This place is my end. Here's my call. I hear it. Reciting the Requiem. In order to chide me to it's Soft chest. "Come, come." I beckon to go.

Not Bye That Guy

I once knew a guy denied from scapa all he wanted to do was be a rappa but he was just never good enough but none the less rapping was his love he would patronize womanize hatredize and basterdize the SCAPA folk he was an overall rude bloak but at least his girlfriend goes to SCAPA then maybe once again he could be a rappa

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In regards to Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium, ambiguity and deliberate misconception is readily present in the majority of existing texts and theses. Despite this, it is a legitimate study of various facets of bacterial cognition. The majority of this is, however, regarding the psychology of those organisms of microscopic proportions in a biologically cosmic industry that exists over many dimensions of reality.

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Some believe that Millard Fillmore is the one responsible for discovering plate tectonics. This is concluded because he wanted Japan to be a free trade country instead of an isolated imperialistic society. This led to the opening of Japan to the world for trade. Into the early 1900's, Japan started to not trade cooperatively with the world and wanted the whole countries and began to invade south and eastern Asia. After said event occurred, the United States stopped all exporting of oil and other goods to Japan which angered the Japanese greatly. Then, on December 7th, 1941, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, bringing the U.S. into WWII. Not long form then, Nazi Germany declared war on us and we on them. In order to fight the war in Europe, we needed to send troops over seas in ships. In retaliation to this, the Germans sent U-Boats to sink the ships. In retaliation to that, we created a method of finding them called sonar. While sonar was bouncing waves off of the ocean floor, it discovered a mountain range under the ocean now known as the Mid-Atlantic Ridge. From there, we discovered how the flow of heat from under the ocean was pushing some plates apart and some together. Hence the discovery of plate tectonics due to Millard Fillmore.

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The Heckler is also known as a 500+ kilo monster that lives on cereal and oxi contin. If you were to come upon the heckler in the wild and it is in one of its set food comas' you best keep your fingers in if you want to keep them. This beast can become unpredictable at the best of times, so you best just pass on by when stumble upon her gtacefulness.

So throw it some oatmeal crisp and run for your life. fin.

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Windows RG is a operating system that allows the user to do more in less time. It was created by <a href="/wiki/Microsoft" title="Microsoft">Microsoft</a> which is run by a load of elves. It contains <a href="/wiki/Windows_Media_Player" title="Windows Media Player">Windows Media Player</a>, <a href="/wiki/Paint" title="Paint">Paint</a>, <a href="/wiki/Notepad" title="Notepad">Notepad</a>, <a href="/wiki/Solitaire" title="Solitaire">Solitaire</a>, and <a href="/wiki/Internet_Explorer" title="Internet Explorer">Internet Explorer</a>. It also allows the user to order food and get it delivered, free of charge.

Windows is a forgoten os In a bold move for <a href="/wiki/Microsoft" title="Microsoft">Microsoft</a>, Windows RG also comes with Word RG built in, however Sun Microsystems and Wordperfect Corporation are planning lawsuits citing an 'unfair <a href="/wiki/Monopoly" title="Monopoly">monopoly</a>'. Unlike previous versions of Windows, it also includes updates and protection of critical system files that may cause the world to end if deleted. Until the release of <a href="/wiki/Windows_Me" title="Windows Me">Windows Me</a>, Windows RG was considered by many to be the most stable Windows OS to be released.

Windows RG is still the most intelligent version of <a href="/wiki/Windows" title="Windows">Windows</a> ever made, because it comes with tiny little men (called <a href="/wiki/Wingdings" title="Wingdings">Wingdings</a>) which make everything work. <a href="/wiki/Wingdings" title="Wingdings">Wingdings</a> are responsible for <a href="/wiki/World_War_II" title="World War II">World War II</a> because <a href="/wiki/Hitler" title="Hitler">Hitler</a> used to eat them for his breakfast and they turned him evil. Windows RG runs only on processors with a speed of 1088 gHz, and has the ability to kill you if you look at it for exactly 3.9867 seconds (this was discovered by <a href="/wiki/Archemedies" title="Archemedies">Archemedies</a> and <a href="/wiki/Pythagoras" title="Pythagoras">Pythagoras</a> yesterday). Already, <a href="/wiki/Microsoft" title="Microsoft">Microsoft</a> (which has been recently sold to the leader of the <a href="/wiki/Wingdings" title="Wingdings">Wingdings</a>, The Great Wingding 2) plans to unleash Windows RG on <a href="/wiki/Iran" title="Iran">Iran</a> so that they can make even more nuclear weapons than they have already.

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  • <a href="/wiki/MS_Paint" title="MS Paint">Paint</a>: The image manipulation tool of choice on Uncyclopedia. Lets you draw images in about two seconds, which people laugh at.
  • <a href="/wiki/Microsoft_Word" title="Microsoft Word">Word RG</a>: Write up documents with the help of none other than <a href="/wiki/Clippy" title="Clippy">Clippy</a>!
  • <a href="/wiki/Internet_Explorer" title="Internet Explorer">Internet Explorer</a>: Now With a Mozilla blocker to prevent the download of <a href="/wiki/Mozilla_Firefox" title="Mozilla Firefox">Mozilla Firefox</a>!
  • <a href="/w/index.php?title=Order_Food&action=edit" class="new" title="Order Food">Order Food</a>: Order quality food for all! "There's enough food for everyone!" is the trademark phrase for this app.

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The idea to build the High School of Cordova began in 1892. William John Paul Naziman III came from Potatomishireburgingville (jo-seph-pee-kay-zoe) of the province Idhitdatjalebate. It was planned to be built in the following year of 1893, but construction was cancelled due to the death of his gay lover, Alphonso-wastediam or known to close friends as Nigga-bra-foo-mayne.

The high school was constructed in <a href="/wiki/1996" title="1996">1996</a> and completed in <a href="/wiki/1997" title="1997">1997</a> as a joint venture between the <a href="/wiki/Memphis_City_Schools" title="Memphis City Schools">Memphis City Schools</a> district and the <a href="/wiki/Shelby_County_Schools_%28Tennessee%29" title="Shelby County Schools (Tennessee)">Shelby County Schools</a> district. The school opened during the 1997-1998 school year to a class of freshmen as a school within the Shelby County Schools. The freshmen of the 1997-1998 school year voted the school colors to be green and black, and the school's mascot to be the wolf. Each of the following years the school added a new class until <a href="/wiki/2001" title="2001">2001</a> the first graduating class left Cordova High School.

The 2003-2004 school year ended with Cordova High school leaving the Shelby County Schools district and joining the Memphis City Schools district. Cordova adopted a <a href="/wiki/School_uniform" title="School uniform">school uniform</a> policy in Fall 2004, since the entire Memphis City Schools district adopted a uniform policy and all schools were required to adopt one at the time.

In Spring 2006, a freshman by the name of George W. Dumbass, a straight F student, discovered a hidden ventilation shaft to the as of yet undiscovered casino in the basement, three floors of illegal entertainment and wet-bars. He later claimed, "Hell, I was just trying to find my way into the girls' locker room." A statue of his likeness has been erected in the foyer of the main building of the school. After seeing the article in the school's paper, entitled "Statue of Hero to Be Erected", he remarked, "That's what she said," and proceded to recite a speech about the "Internets."

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PART 1: RECOGNIZING THEM <a href="/wiki/Image:Images.jpg" class="image" title="Image:images.jpg"><img alt="Image:images.jpg" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Images.jpg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Images.jpg" width="387" height="53" /></a>

Your average male emo will be sporting shoulder length ratty black hair, to contrast the pale delicate skin genetically imposed upon said individuals. This phenomenon results from a desire to physically express dark or sad feelings; most emos will sport tight black pants and vintage black t-shirts, often deliberately worn out to give an authentic, emotional look to the ensemble. Extremists will go so far as to actually apply eyeliner and other cosmetic products designed to tone down, or darken facial features. Coupled with their excessively pouty and empty facial expressions, the emo exhibits a sombre panache and a palette of pre-masticated platitude. Upon visionning such pathetic a sight, one must be careful to absorb light from any available source, as to not be sucked into the vortex of social uncomfort and deliberate melancholy. Many emos pierce and mutilate their body, in order to physically account for life's unfairness and the infinte bad karma of society. The cuts are a CONSEQUENCE of the mentality, and not it's CAUSE. The emo must show others that he too has experienced pain, but in a much more real way.


To understand an emo, one must be, to some extent, emo. Relative knowledge to this counter-culture is limited, as not a single human being has willingly entered the dark circle of suck and come out willing to express himself in terms of normal speech. One account (most likely an urban legend) states that a student in Augusta, Oregon attempted to understand the concept for and present a descriptive analysis of the lifestyle as a end-of-year exposé. Seemingly, once the young man succesfully found acceptance from the dark ones, he was unable to fully reverse the effects of the emo mentality, and upon presentation of his project, he simply stood up, got in front of the class and mumbled a few incoherent words. He was awarded an A+ for completely immersing himself; but was stricken with a social discomfort not yet witnessed beforehand. Witnesses were quoted as saying His pants were just so tight. we wondered how he even walked, much less put them on!. Josh was a normal kid, you know? Loved football, girls, loaded firearms. Now he's just... look at him. He's basically what a sack of shit would call a pile of crap.

Disclaimer: True or not, this piece constitutes the sole substantial report on emo behaviour and activity. Observation CAN be safe and educative, although a distance of 5 meters for safety purposes is required AT ALL TIMES. Do not attempt to cheer up and/or help an emo. Do not willingly approach a gang of emos. Always wear appropriate headgear, goggles, safety vests, and gloves when attempting to manipulate/carry an emo. Emo saliva is known to cause mild to harmful skin rashes.

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<a href="/wiki/Image:Stop_hand_nuvola.svg" class="image" title="Warning"><img alt="Warning" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Stop_hand_nuvola.svg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Stop_hand_nuvola.svg/50px-Stop_hand_nuvola.svg.png" width="50" height="50" /></a> WARNING! <a href="/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us" title="All your base are belong to us">All your base are belong to us</a>.

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The Roussard Forumla (Named after <a href="/wiki/France" title="France">French</a> historian <a href="/wiki/Synyster_Gates" title="Synyster Gates">Dorian Roussard</a>) is perhaps Lolarcoaster's biggest claim to fame. The formula, which was originally proposed for use in solving complex geothermal-wikispherical equations, has found wide use in all areas of mathematics. The forumla is as follows:

yuo = fag0t

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The peanut is a very rare creation in the northern americas. it is onley found when a baboon ans an elephant fall madley inlove. then once they are legaly joined in marrige and they produce offspring called a (babephant). Once the offspring touches water for the first time it excretes 4 little eggs witch it raises till it is 40 yrs of age. once the eggs hatch 4 tiny plants are nurtured untin full size, often takes 5 yrs. once there full size each plant will bare 1 peanut.

these peanuts are often eaten by the flying mamal called a swaztika so they are very rarley ever seen by man

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The best FA. Ever. (I'm not sarcastic.) --<a href="/wiki/User:Howard_the_Duck" title="User:Howard the Duck">Howard</a> <a href="/wiki/Special:Contributions/Howard_the_Duck" title="Special:Contributions/Howard the Duck">the</a> <a href="/wiki/User_talk:Howard_the_Duck" title="User talk:Howard the Duck">Duck</a> 07:19, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

I dunno. I fear it may reflect the pro-duck POV of some users and the overall pro-duck <a href="/wiki/Systemic_bias" title="Systemic bias">systemic bias</a> of Wikipedia. <a href="/wiki/User:ShadowHalo" title="User:ShadowHalo">ShadowHalo</a> 09:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Not to mention <a href="/wiki/Duck" title="Duck">duck</a> is always semiprotected... --<a href="/wiki/User:Howard_the_Duck" title="User:Howard the Duck">Howard</a> <a href="/wiki/Special:Contributions/Howard_the_Duck" title="Special:Contributions/Howard the Duck">the</a> <a href="/wiki/User_talk:Howard_the_Duck" title="User talk:Howard the Duck">Duck</a> 10:03, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
In Poland there's currently a strong <a href="/wiki/Kaczyzm" title="Kaczyzm">anti-duck</a> opposition. --<a href="/wiki/User:Ouro" title="User:Ouro">Ouro</a> (<a href="/wiki/User_talk:Ouro" title="User talk:Ouro">blah blah</a>) 20:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

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An IP added this to the Autism talk page (reverted quite soon after):

AUTISTICians are well known for breeding some of the best special olympians this planet has ever seen, take for example: kevin donahue who won the 400 yard dash wheel chair race or john jinglesons stunning victory in the popsicle stick throw. incredible! absolutely incredible!

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Cru Cut Clan (C3) is the name of a <a href="/wiki/Fraternal_and_service_organizations" title="Fraternal and service organizations">fraternal organizations</a> in<a href="/wiki/Tyrone" title="Tyrone">Tyrone</a> that have advocated <a href="/wiki/Football" title="Football">football</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=Laurie_Smyth&action=edit" class="new" title="Laurie Smyth">Laurie Smyth</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=Mitchell_McLoughlin&action=edit" class="new" title="Mitchell McLoughlin">Mitchell McLoughlin</a>, <a href="/wiki/Homophobia" title="Homophobia">homophobia</a>, and partying hard. The organisation has often used terrorism, violence and acts of intimidation such as <a href="/wiki/Dogging" title="Dogging">dogging</a> to oppress <a href="/wiki/Female" title="Female">female</a>'s and other clans.

The Clan's first incarnation was in 2005. Founded by Stephen Donnell of the <a href="/wiki/Newtownstewert" title="Newtownstewert">Newtownstewert</a> People's <a href="/wiki/Army" title="Army">Army</a>, its main purpose was to resist <a href="/wiki/Order" title="Order">order</a>, and it focused as much on intimidating "<a href="/wiki/Female" title="Female">females</a>" and "<a href="/wiki/Oddball" title="Oddball">oddballs</a>" as on throwing some shapes on the dancefloor. C3 quickly adopted flambouyant methods. A rapid reaction set in, with the Clan's leadership disowning violence, and focusing instead on womanising and drinking. The organisation was in decline from June 2006 and was destroyed in early 2007 by Head Boy <a href="/w/index.php?title=Declan_McElroy&action=edit" class="new" title="Declan McElroy">Declan McElroy</a>'s vigorous action under the <a href="/wiki/Data_Protection_Act" title="Data Protection Act">Data Protection Act</a> (also known as the Cru Cut Clan Act).

The founding, in 1915, of a second distinct group using the name <a href="/w/index.php?title=CMFBA&action=edit" class="new" title="CMFBA">CMFBA</a> (Carpet Munching Fanny Bashers Anonymous) was inspired by the newfound power of Alan McGill. The CMFBA was a formal membership organization, with a local structure, that paid thousands of women to organize local chapters all over Tyrone. At its peak in early 2006, the organization included about 15% of the County's eligible population, approximately 4-5 thousand men.<a href="#_note-1" title="">[3]</a> These groups, with operations in separated small local units, are considered extreme <a href="/wiki/Bad_group" title="Bad group">bad groups</a>. The modern C3 has been repudiated by all mainstream media and <a href="/w/index.php?title=Lewis_Lacey&action=edit" class="new" title="Lewis Lacey">Lewis Lacey</a>.

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(can be seen as a little satire on the actor's heartthrob status)

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It also scares little children, involves a Johnny Depp non-lookalike as Willy Wonka massacreing people for candy and dancing to Fergalicious. The Johnny Depp non-lookalike also acts as Jack sparrow, and completely ruins the movie with a song that's not even really funny. Most of the movies listed above, as we all know, are not epic at all. and that is sad. take Borat, for instance. THAT MOVIE WAS EPIC NOT. OMGZZ EPIC MOVIE SUCKZ!!! I WOULD RATHER SHOVE SKITTLEZ DOWN MY THROAT THAN SEE IT AGAIN!!!! OMGZZZ ANYONE WHO LIKEZ IT IZ A LOZERZZZZ!!! == smosh kicks all. == bananas == oranges i forgot to mention that this movie made it seem like the ice queen was davy jones. ........... uhm riiiiiiiiiiiiight scary freaky ice queen u r not a pirate and you atre quite scary, ian hexcox lives ooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! btw borat only says 2 lines. 2 freeakinnnn lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean come on and borat waas cooool. [<a href="http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml" class="external autonumber" title="http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml" rel="nofollow">[1]</a>] qwertyuiopoasdfghjklzxcvbnm...ORDERIZE!!

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A classic example of the <a href="/wiki/Logical_fallacy" title="Logical fallacy">argumentum ad</a> <a href="/wiki/F-word" title="F-word">effwordium</a>, from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Argument_from_fallacy&curid=234892&diff=108201540&oldid=105606475" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Argument_from_fallacy&curid=234892&diff=108201540&oldid=105606475" rel="nofollow">this</a> edit:

Tom: "OK — I'll prove I'm English — I speak English so that proves it".
Bill: "But Americans and Canadians, among others, speak English too. You have committed the package-deal fallacy, assuming that speaking English and being English don't always go together. That means you are not English".
Tom: "F*** you, Bill. Seriously." <a href="/wiki/User:V-Man737" title="User:V-Man737">V-Man737</a> 02:04, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

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Hello Dear User:

You seem to have reverted one of my edits and left me a nasty message on my userspace. I am entitled to vandalize wikipedia as I see fit. Have a happy valentines day! <a href="/w/index.php?title=User:" class="new" title="User:"></a> 06:30, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

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It is surprising that TV2 has kept as larger amount of viewers over the past year due to the way it treats some well known TV shows such as Veronica Mars and Smallville. The first season of Veronica Mars finished in December 2005 and the second season still has not screened, although TV 2 claims to play sometime in 2007. Smallville, in another matter had been put on at a highly inappropriate time when TV 2 screened its 5th season. The target audience, when TV 2 decided to screen it wouldn't have been able to watch it, although TV 2 claims to be putting season 6 on at a viewer-acceptable time, TV 2 may have lost viewers from how it screened the last season. TV2 now plays the latest season of Smallville play on Fridays at 10:30.

After screening the season finale of Veronica Mars' 1st season TV 2 replaced it with American teen show Life As We Know It. TV 2 screened only 4 episodes of Life As We Know It until it was suddenly pushed back to 12.20am/12.25am on a Saturday morning. TV 2, as a last insult to the series, played the last two episodes in reverse order. TV 2 repeated the series during the third-quarter of 2006 just after midnight on Thursday mornings, but again played the last two episodes in reverse order.

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George Corley Wallace (<a href="/wiki/August_25" title="August 25">August 25</a>, <a href="/wiki/1919" title="1919">1919</a> – <a href="/wiki/September_13" title="September 13">September 13</a>, <a href="/wiki/1998" title="1998">1998</a>), is an American rapper, hype man and hip hop producer. He is best known as a pioneer of the sub-genre of hip hop known as "crunk" (a combination of elements of Bounce Music, Southern hip hop and bass music). His group, George C. Wallace Jr.& the East Side Boyz, is one of crunk's most notable acts.

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<a href="/wiki/Image:Jimbo_and_Wikipe-tan.jpg" class="internal" title="Beautiful Wikipe-tan..."><img alt="Beautiful Wikipe-tan..." longdesc="/wiki/Image:Jimbo_and_Wikipe-tan.jpg" class="thumbimage" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Jimbo_and_Wikipe-tan.jpg/250px-Jimbo_and_Wikipe-tan.jpg" width="250" height="167" /></a>
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Beautiful Wikipe-tan...

Love cannot get anymore beautiful than in this tale about Jimmy Wales and Wikipe'tan, as told by <a href="/w/index.php?title=User:CBoyardee&action=edit" class="new" title="User:CBoyardee">User:CBoyardee</a>. See <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785" rel="nofollow">Jimmy Wales article, revision 108561785</a>.

"I just can't stand it. When I see her I can only grit my teeth and clench my fists as hard as I can from jumping out and screaming "I love you!" at the top of my lungs. I literally have to bite down on my tongue, sometimes until it bleeds or else I'll lose control and caress her with kisses until the end of the world. She's just so beautiful. Not in that super model barbie doll way. She's legitimately beautiful. The super models put on make up and dress up and get air brushed so they can look like her. She doesn't need that shit, she's wonderful on her own."

Read the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785" rel="nofollow">full story</a>.

<a name="Ice_Cream" id="Ice_Cream"></a>

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<a href="/wiki/Image:Cake.jpg" class="internal" title="Who's Susan?"><img alt="Who's Susan?" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Cake.jpg" class="thumbimage" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a1/Cake.jpg/100px-Cake.jpg" width="100" height="94" /></a>
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Who's Susan?

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ice_cream&diff=next&oldid=108183561" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ice_cream&diff=next&oldid=108183561" rel="nofollow">This</a> is great, perhaps I should have left it.

Found it with VP. <a href="/wiki/User:Dfrg.msc" title="User:Dfrg.msc">Dfrg.</a><a href="/wiki/User_talk:Dfrg.msc" title="User talk:Dfrg.msc">msc</a> 09:16, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

<a name="A_.22Model.22_UN" id="A_.22Model.22_UN"></a>

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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Model_United_Nations&diff=next&oldid=108188650" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Model_United_Nations&diff=next&oldid=108188650" rel="nofollow">This</a> was found on the <a href="/wiki/Model_United_Nations" title="Model United Nations">Model United Nations</a> page, apparently, it's not just the nations that are united

Revision as of 07:01, 15 February 2007 by Reverted by <a href="/wiki/User:Dfrg.msc" title="User:Dfrg.msc">Dfrg.</a><a href="/wiki/User_talk:Dfrg.msc" title="User talk:Dfrg.msc">msc</a>.


   +       == Jokes and Pick Up Lines ==
        + I'd like to moderate your caucus
        + If you're as long as the speakers list meet me in the bathroom!
        + Motion to invade Djibouti with the help of Greece
        + I hope that gavel's not the only thing your banging.
        + I'd like to table YOUR debate!
        + I'd like to unite our nations
        + I have a point or motion I'd like to show you in the bathroom.
        + Its not how big your placard is its how long you can keep it up.
        + I'd like to bang your gavel.
        + Motion to lay your resolution on the table.
        + Is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
        + Can I put my point in your motion?
        + I'd like to pass your resolution, all night long.
        + Can I hear your oral arguments?
        + I'd like to move to suspend your rules.
        + I'm sorry, you're out of order. Well, not you, exactly—your pants. You'll have to remove them, under Chapter 51, Section 8…
        + I'm going to just exercise executive privilege, and rule the first three dates dilatory. Your place or mine?
        + I rise—and do I mean rise—to a point of information: you're incredibly hot. How about it?
        + By a majority vote, the measure introduced by myself to bring you back to my place, in a scantily-clad state, is carried.
        + Noncompliance on the part of the second party, being you, will result in…well…
        + Delegate, I'd like to rise to a point of personal pleasure

<a name="From_Gurbanguly_Berdimuhammedow" id="From_Gurbanguly_Berdimuhammedow"></a>

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The Associated Press: Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov.<a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20061226-1210-turkmenistan-election.html" class="external autonumber" title="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20061226-1210-turkmenistan-election.html" rel="nofollow">[2]</a>, born <a href="/wiki/1957" title="1957">1957</a>) has been the <a href="/wiki/President_of_Turkmenistan" title="President of Turkmenistan">President</a> of <a href="/wiki/Turkmenistan" title="Turkmenistan">Turkmenistan</a> since <a href="/wiki/December_21" title="December 21">December 21</a>, <a href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a>, when he became acting president following the death of <a href="/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov" title="Saparmurat Niyazov">Saparmurat Niyazov</a>. On <a href="/wiki/February_14" title="February 14">February 14</a>, <a href="/wiki/2007" title="2007">2007</a>, Berdimuhammedow was named the winner of the International World's Longest and Hardest to Pronounce Last Name Competition'.

Comment: I like that! Should have kept it! :)

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Pokemon seems to have lost its popularity over the last few years,which almost makes me sad, because the franchise brings back many memories, and if(and probably when) it stops it may effect me in a small way.I was wondering if anybody else has opinions on other things they saw die in front of them that they loved as a kid such as:nickolodeon studeos being closed down, or totoro being horribly dubbed by disney, or any of their favorite sitcoms ending that they enjoyed as a kid.just wondering..<a href="/wiki/User:Atomic_Religione" title="User:Atomic Religione">User:Atomic Religione</a>

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My gothic princess leaves a trail of feceis. Elvis has forsaken her. Elvis will pay." - Kimveer Gill

"People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them." - Bleach, vol. 2

"Sometimes I want to go to bed and never wake up Its very fun to feel sorry for myself." - MySpace

" love. Sometimes it's just not worth it. Cuz i am emo" - MySpace

"Pain is coolio." - MySpace

"dont die young and save yourself from death." - MySpace

"candy, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. Speed, weed, and remote control. Life's a wonderland until we die so i love this world. Let's get higher than a kite." - MySpace

"I am having such a good day." - MySpace

" I don't want to die!" - MySpace

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everbody I've ever known." - MySpace

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... We are awesome - MySpace

"They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same even though i am comformity to a tee." - MySpace

"Don't cry for anyone who won't cry for you because crying means that you love somebody..or wait no..yeah ." - MySpace

"Life is a struggle in which we must overcome suffering but life still has goodness." - Quiz

"I should be able to do whatever I enjoy with few, if any, limitations." - Quiz

"People are not inherently evil; they are just weak and have free will." - Quiz

"I need more money for new razor blades too cut myself LOLZ." - MySpace

"People don't die from suicide. They die from being emo." - MySpace

"When life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes then apologise." - MySpace

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This <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Blocking_policy" title="Wikipedia:Blocking policy">blocked user</a> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29" rel="nofollow">block log</a> | <a href="http://tools.wikimedia.de/~pgk/autoblock.php?autoblock=&blocker=&blockee=Everything+you+always+wanted+to+know+about+Bad+Jokes+and+Other+Deleted+Nonsense+%28But+were+afraid+to+ask%29&time=0&submit=Submit+Query" class="external text" title="http://tools.wikimedia.de/~pgk/autoblock.php?autoblock=&blocker=&blockee=Everything+you+always+wanted+to+know+about+Bad+Jokes+and+Other+Deleted+Nonsense+%28But+were+afraid+to+ask%29&time=0&submit=Submit+Query" rel="nofollow">autoblocks</a> | <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Ipblocklist&action=unblock&ip=Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Ipblocklist&action=unblock&ip=Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29" rel="nofollow">unblock</a> | <a href="/wiki/Special:Contributions/Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29" title="Special:Contributions/Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask)">contribs</a> | <a href="/wiki/Special:DeletedContributions/Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29" title="Special:DeletedContributions/Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask)">deleted contribs</a>) has asked to be unblocked, but an administrator has reviewed and declined this request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Blocking_policy#If_you_disagree_with_a_block" title="Wikipedia:Blocking policy">blocking policy</a>). This unblock request continues to be visible. Do not replace this message with another unblock request or add another unblock request.

Request reason: "Want to have teh sex0rz?"

Decline reason: "No. —<a href="/wiki/User:Pilotguy" title="User:Pilotguy">P</a><a href="/wiki/User:Pilotguy" title="User:Pilotguy">ilotguy</a> (<a href="/wiki/User_talk:Pilotguy" title="User talk:Pilotguy">ptt</a>) 21:09, 7 January 2007 (UTC)"

<a name="A_rare_case_of_anti-US-centrism" id="A_rare_case_of_anti-US-centrism"></a>

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From <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=America&diff=86927984&oldid=86926951" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=America&diff=86927984&oldid=86926951" rel="nofollow">this version</a> of <a href="/wiki/America" title="America">America</a>:

America usually means either: ...

  • A large country with too many rebels and self exploding terrorists
  • The <a href="/w/index.php?title=United_Skates&action=edit" class="new" title="United Skates">United Skates</a> of America

<a name="Various_chickens" id="Various_chickens"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=101" title="Edit section: Various chickens">edit</a>] Various <a href="/wiki/Chicken" title="Chicken">chickens</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chicken&diff=prev&oldid=89231618" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chicken&diff=prev&oldid=89231618" rel="nofollow">Chickens are made up animals that live in the sky.</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chicken&diff=next&oldid=89232580" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chicken&diff=next&oldid=89232580" rel="nofollow">A chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a type of suasage that is made from red cabbages the diffrence is this sausage is actually alive and moves and walks around!!! its the first of its kind! a walking talking suasage</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chicken&diff=next&oldid=89233590" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chicken&diff=next&oldid=89233590" rel="nofollow">A chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a type of bird who has a very unique cry it goes: "daddy would you like sausage, daddy would you like some sausage, sausage sausage sausage!"</a>

<a name="From_Donald_Rumsfeld" id="From_Donald_Rumsfeld"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=102" title="Edit section: From Donald Rumsfeld">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Donald_Rumsfeld" title="Donald Rumsfeld">Donald Rumsfeld</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Donald_Rumsfeld&curid=8629&diff=86751570&oldid=86751114" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Donald_Rumsfeld&curid=8629&diff=86751570&oldid=86751114" rel="nofollow">[3]</a> Rumsfeld is perhaps best known for his fishing trips. Once, he was fishing off the coast of Melbourne in 2002 when he came across a great white shark. The shark attempted to drag the entire boat under water, but Rumsfeld jumped into the water, killed the beast, and ate it raw. Thus, he has become a great white shark that can walk on land but uses the human appearance in order to avoid frightening children.

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[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=103" title="Edit section: From Earth's atmosphere">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Earth%27s_atmosphere" title="Earth's atmosphere">Earth's atmosphere</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Earth%27s_atmosphere&curid=202898&diff=86734488&oldid=86734433" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Earth%27s_atmosphere&curid=202898&diff=86734488&oldid=86734433" rel="nofollow">[4]</a> Griffiins name is griffin this ties in with the atmosphere because 100s of years ago there was a greek philosopher named griffin who said this.

<a name="From_French_and_Indian_War" id="From_French_and_Indian_War"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=104" title="Edit section: From French and Indian War">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/French_and_Indian_War" title="French and Indian War">French and Indian War</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=French_and_Indian_War&diff=prev&oldid=88842941" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=French_and_Indian_War&diff=prev&oldid=88842941" rel="nofollow">[5]</a>

"Céloron's expedition consisted of 2112212121212121212121212121111222222222222223 soldiers of the <a href="/wiki/Troupes_de_la_marine" title="Troupes de la marine">Troupes de la marine</a> (French Marines), who would be transported by 23 canoes."

That works out to about 9.18353096 × 1043 people per canoe.

<a name="From_Flamingo" id="From_Flamingo"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=105" title="Edit section: From Flamingo">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Flamingo" title="Flamingo">Flamingo</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Flamingo&diff=next&oldid=92020486" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Flamingo&diff=next&oldid=92020486" rel="nofollow">[6]</a> Flamigo's are not birds they are bears. if you see one, throw things at it and RUN. they are very vicious. they can fly, so if it comes after you hide. they can also see through walls. if they find you, you are going to die. also keep your children safe because they will eat them.

<a name="From_Funeral_for_a_Friend" id="From_Funeral_for_a_Friend"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=106" title="Edit section: From Funeral for a Friend">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Funeral_for_a_Friend" title="Funeral for a Friend">Funeral for a Friend</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Funeral_for_a_Friend&diff=86734554&oldid=85928222" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Funeral_for_a_Friend&diff=86734554&oldid=85928222" rel="nofollow">[7]</a>

Formed as January Thirst in <a href="/wiki/2001" title="2001">2001</a>, by [[Barnay the dinosaur], the only surviving member, the band changed its name from 'team Cuddly friends' when it recorded its <a href="/wiki/Debut_album" title="Debut album">debut</a> <a href="/wiki/Extended_play" title="Extended play">EP</a>, <a href="/wiki/Between_Order_%26_Model" title="Between Order & Model">Between Order & Model</a> (<a href="/wiki/2002" title="2002">2002</a>).

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  • <a href="/wiki/Harold_Shipman" title="Harold Shipman">Harold Shipman</a> <a href="/wiki/Lead_vocals" title="Lead vocals">lead vocals</a>
  • <a href="/wiki/Scooby-doo" title="Scooby-doo">Scooby-doo</a> (FFAF)|Gareth Davies]] <a href="/wiki/Bass_guitar" title="Bass guitar">bass</a> and vocals (formerly of <a href="/wiki/Dopamine_%28band%29" title="Dopamine (band)">Dopamine</a>)
  • <a href="/wiki/Conan_the_Barbarian" title="Conan the Barbarian">Conan the Barbarian</a> <a href="/wiki/Guitar" title="Guitar">guitar</a>
  • <a href="/wiki/Micheal_Jackson" title="Micheal Jackson">Micheal Jackson</a> Drums, Vocals (formerly of <a href="/wiki/Hondo_Maclean" title="Hondo Maclean">Hondo Maclean</a>)
  • <a href="/wiki/Barney_the_dinosaur" title="Barney the dinosaur">Barney the dinosaur</a> Guitar

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  • Barney the dinosaur - Lead Guitar
  • Bilbo Baggins - Vocals- (Screams)
  • He-man- Bass
  • Bob the builder - Drums
  • Oliver Twist - Bass

<a name="From_Greg_Knapp" id="From_Greg_Knapp"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=109" title="Edit section: From Greg Knapp">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Greg_Knapp" title="Greg Knapp">Greg Knapp</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Greg_Knapp&diff=87551192&oldid=84368223" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Greg_Knapp&diff=87551192&oldid=84368223" rel="nofollow">[8]</a>

Besides changing Knapp to Elmo repeatedly, the vandal also did this:

In recent years, Elmo has not received consideration for head coaching positions. He is married with one little Elmo.

And changed an external link to this:

<a name="From_Hair" id="From_Hair"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=110" title="Edit section: From Hair">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Hair" title="Hair">Hair</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hair&diff=89201294&oldid=89195272" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hair&diff=89201294&oldid=89195272" rel="nofollow">[9]</a>

hair is the best thing is the world i eat hair for dinner yum yum

Historically,hair u can not eat for dinner but i do it anyway

<a name="From_History_of_Austria" id="From_History_of_Austria"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=111" title="Edit section: From History of Austria">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/History_of_Austria" title="History of Austria">History of Austria</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Austria&diff=86737115&oldid=85229424" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Austria&diff=86737115&oldid=85229424" rel="nofollow">[10]</a> IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR PRECIOUS KING OTTO "THE GREAT" again, you will travel back in time and give me 7 quarts of milk from a cow with AIDS!

<a name="From_History_of_Chelsea_F.C." id="From_History_of_Chelsea_F.C."></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=112" title="Edit section: From History of Chelsea F.C.">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/History_of_Chelsea_F.C." title="History of Chelsea F.C.">History of Chelsea F.C.</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Chelsea_F.C.&curid=4686545&diff=86747673&oldid=85711223" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Chelsea_F.C.&curid=4686545&diff=86747673&oldid=85711223" rel="nofollow">[11]</a> Sorry, this article was not found.

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[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=113" title="Edit section: From John F. Kennedy">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/John_F._Kennedy" title="John F. Kennedy">John F. Kennedy</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=John_F._Kennedy&curid=5119376&diff=86744652&oldid=86742026" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=John_F._Kennedy&curid=5119376&diff=86744652&oldid=86742026" rel="nofollow">[12]</a> John F. Kennedy is an accomplished tap-dancer and currently resides in Tampa, Florida, with his wife, 3 children, and German Shepherd, affectionately named "Rover."

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Commonwealth of k Y
<a href="/w/index.php?title=Special:Upload&wpDestFile=Flag_of_K_Y.svg" class="new" title="Image:Flag of K Y.svg">Image:Flag of K Y.svg</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Special:Upload&wpDestFile=K_Ystateseal.jpg" class="new" title="Image:K Ystateseal.jpg">Image:K Ystateseal.jpg</a>
<a href="/w/index.php?title=Flag_of_K_Y&action=edit" class="new" title="Flag of K Y">Flag of K Y</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Seal_of_k_y&action=edit" class="new" title="Seal of k y">Seal</a>
<a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_nicknames" title="List of U.S. state nicknames">Nickname(s)</a>: Blueass State
<a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_mottos" title="List of U.S. state mottos">Motto(s)</a>: United we stand, so get up mutha
<a href="/w/index.php?title=Special:Upload&wpDestFile=Map_of_USA_highlighting_K_Y.png" class="new" title="Image:Map of USA highlighting K Y.png">Image:Map of USA highlighting K Y.png</a>
<a href="/wiki/Languages_in_the_United_States" title="Languages in the United States">Official language(s)</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Hillbilly_language&action=edit" class="new" title="Hillbilly language">hillbilly (de facto)</a>
<a href="/wiki/List_of_capitals_in_the_United_States" title="List of capitals in the United States">Capital</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Franky%2C_K_Y&action=edit" class="new" title="Franky, K Y">Franky</a>
<a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states%27_largest_cities" title="List of U.S. states' largest cities">Largest city</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Moganfield%2C_Kentucky&action=edit" class="new" title="Moganfield, Kentucky">Moganfield</a>
<a href="/wiki/Area" title="Area">Area</a>  <a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_area" title="List of U.S. states by area">Ranked 3th</a>
 - Total 40,444,333,222 <a href="/wiki/Square_mile" title="Square mile">sq mi</a>
(104,749,333,333 <a href="/wiki/Square_kilometer" title="Square kilometer">km²</a>)
 - Width 140,333,093 miles (225,345,987 <a href="/wiki/Kilometer" title="Kilometer">km</a>)
 - Length 379,345,786 miles (610,567,378 km)
 - % water 92.354
 - Latitude 36°30'N to 39°9'N
 - Longitude 81°58'W to 89°34'W
<a href="/wiki/Population" title="Population">Population</a>  <a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_population" title="List of U.S. states by population">Ranked 33th</a>
 - Total (<a href="/wiki/United_States_Census_2000" title="United States Census 2000">2000</a>) 499,041,869
 - <a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_population_density" title="List of U.S. states by population density">Density</a> 101.7/sq mi 
396.28/km² (39th)
<a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_elevation" title="List of U.S. states by elevation">Elevation</a>  
 - Highest point <a href="/w/index.php?title=Black_Manton_%28Kentucky%29&action=edit" class="new" title="Black Manton (Kentucky)">Black Manton</a><a href="#_note-usgs" title="">[4]</a>
1,145 ft  (133,908,786,263 m)
 - Mean 755 ft  (230,908,879 m)
 - Lowest point <a href="/wiki/Mississippi_River" title="Mississippi River">Mississippi River</a><a href="#_note-usgs" title="">[4]</a>
257 ft  (-8,778 m)
<a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_date_of_statehood" title="List of U.S. states by date of statehood">Admission to Union</a>  <a href="/wiki/June_1" title="June 1">June 1</a>, <a href="/wiki/1792" title="1792">1792</a> (15th)
<a href="/wiki/Governor#United_States" title="Governor">Governor</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Derek_Rayborn&action=edit" class="new" title="Derek Rayborn">Derek Rayborn</a> (R)
<a href="/wiki/United_States_Senate" title="United States Senate">U.S. Senators</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=Kyle_Drone&action=edit" class="new" title="Kyle Drone">Kyle Drone</a> (R)
<a href="/wiki/Jim_Bunning" title="Jim Bunning">Jim Bunning</a> (R)
<a href="/wiki/United_States_Congress" title="United States Congress">Congressional Delegation</a> <a href="/w/index.php?title=United_States_Congressional_Delegations_from_k_y&action=edit" class="new" title="United States Congressional Delegations from k y">List</a>
<a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_time_zone" title="List of U.S. states by time zone">Time zones</a>  
 - eastern half <a href="/wiki/Eastern_Standard_Time_Zone" title="Eastern Standard Time Zone">Eastern</a>: <a href="/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time" title="Coordinated Universal Time">UTC</a>-5/<a href="/wiki/Daylight_saving_time" title="Daylight saving time">DST</a>-4
 - western half <a href="/wiki/Central_Standard_Time_Zone" title="Central Standard Time Zone">Central</a>: UTC-6/<a href="/wiki/Daylight_saving_time" title="Daylight saving time">DST</a>-5
Abbreviations <a href="/wiki/U.S._postal_abbreviations" title="U.S. postal abbreviations">KY</a> <a href="/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_traditional_abbreviation" title="List of U.S. states by traditional abbreviation"></a> <a href="/wiki/ISO_3166-2" title="ISO 3166-2">US-KY</a>
Web site <a href="http://wwwKYisthabomb.gov/" class="external text" title="http://wwwKYisthabomb.gov/" rel="nofollow">wwwKYisthabomb.gov</a>

<a name="From_Kim_Jong-il" id="From_Kim_Jong-il"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=115" title="Edit section: From Kim Jong-il">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Kim_Jong-il" title="Kim Jong-il">Kim Jong-il</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kim_Jong-il&diff=86739634&oldid=86738932" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kim_Jong-il&diff=86739634&oldid=86738932" rel="nofollow">[14]</a> Was born from his moms whom.

<a name="From_Machu_Picchu" id="From_Machu_Picchu"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=116" title="Edit section: From Machu Picchu">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Machu_Picchu" title="Machu Picchu">Machu Picchu</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&curid=80019&diff=87551902&oldid=87550891" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&curid=80019&diff=87551902&oldid=87550891" rel="nofollow">[15]</a> some loser spammed this article and there was nothing left.

I find it even funnier that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&diff=next&oldid=87551902" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&diff=next&oldid=87551902" rel="nofollow">AVB picked up on the page blank and replaced it with the previous (vandalized) version.</a> Then it was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&diff=next&oldid=87551982" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&diff=next&oldid=87551982" rel="nofollow">completely blanked</a> before it was finally <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&diff=next&oldid=87553184" class="external text" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Machu_Picchu&diff=next&oldid=87553184" rel="nofollow">fully restored</a>. -- <a href="/wiki/User:Curtmack" title="User:Curtmack">Curtmack</a> of the <a href="/wiki/User_talk:Curtmack" title="User talk:Curtmack">Asylum</a> 19:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

<a name="From_Matthew_Le_Tissier" id="From_Matthew_Le_Tissier"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=117" title="Edit section: From Matthew Le Tissier">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Matthew_Le_Tissier" title="Matthew Le Tissier">Matthew Le Tissier</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Matthew_Le_Tissier&curid=406831&diff=89022285&oldid=88886050" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Matthew_Le_Tissier&curid=406831&diff=89022285&oldid=88886050" rel="nofollow">[16]</a>

Two factors in Le Tissier's divorce were his affair with soap star <a href="/wiki/Emily_Symons" title="Emily Symons">Emily Symons</a>, who was appearing in <a href="/wiki/Pantomime" title="Pantomime">pantomime</a> in Southampton, and his extraordinarily large nose. The pair broke up in August 2000, some time after she moved to the UK to be with him.

<a name="From_Phencyclidine" id="From_Phencyclidine"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=118" title="Edit section: From Phencyclidine">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Phencyclidine" title="Phencyclidine">Phencyclidine</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Phencyclidine&diff=prev&oldid=86727133" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Phencyclidine&diff=prev&oldid=86727133" rel="nofollow">[17]</a> you put the lime in the coke you nut

<a name="From_Pinkerton_Academy" id="From_Pinkerton_Academy"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=119" title="Edit section: From Pinkerton Academy">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Pinkerton_Academy" title="Pinkerton Academy">Pinkerton Academy</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pinkerton_Academy&diff=92024250&oldid=90774616" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pinkerton_Academy&diff=92024250&oldid=90774616" rel="nofollow">[18]</a> The school, which opened its doors to only male students on <a href="/wiki/December_4" title="December 4">December 4</a>, <a href="/wiki/1815" title="1815">1815</a>, was founded for the purpose Training young males in the art of japanese ninjitsu, and stealth.

<a name="From_Soft_drink" id="From_Soft_drink"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=120" title="Edit section: From Soft drink">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Soft_drink" title="Soft drink">Soft drink</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Soft_drink&curid=27061&diff=86729075&oldid=86728202" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Soft_drink&curid=27061&diff=86729075&oldid=86728202" rel="nofollow">[19]</a> Don't listen to what these people say about sugar, sugar is good for you and you should eat it all the time and you will grow big and strong. I should know I'm big and strong and I eat sugar every day.

<a name="From_She_Wants_Revenge" id="From_She_Wants_Revenge"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=121" title="Edit section: From She Wants Revenge">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/She_Wants_Revenge" title="She Wants Revenge">She Wants Revenge</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=She_Wants_Revenge&diff=88974842&oldid=88974499" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=She_Wants_Revenge&diff=88974842&oldid=88974499" rel="nofollow">[20]</a> *<a href="/wiki/Justin_Warfield" title="Justin Warfield">Justin Warfield</a> obviously wrote this entry in Wikipedia himself, except for the "revelations" about Interpol and of course this sentence. This behavior is compatible with someone seeking attention and not having an identity of one's own. I mean, just look at the above picture of these cry-baby Interpol wanna-bes....

<a name="From_Susham_Bedi" id="From_Susham_Bedi"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=122" title="Edit section: From Susham Bedi">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Susham_Bedi" title="Susham Bedi">Susham Bedi</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Susham_Bedi&diff=86740249&oldid=86014555" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Susham_Bedi&diff=86740249&oldid=86014555" rel="nofollow">[21]</a>

<a name="Early_Career" id="Early_Career"></a>

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She taught Human Disection 101 at Yale for 2 years. She was then fired from her position after a series of crimes beleived to be committed by her. These crimes include: Putting gunpowder in a students dorm room door and igniting it, Setting fire to the school statue, Filming a pornographic movie in her classroom, and digging an underground tunnel connecting her classroom to the boy's shower.

<a name="Career_in_Crime" id="Career_in_Crime"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=124" title="Edit section: Career in Crime">edit</a>] Career in Crime

Shortly after she moved to the United States she molested a young boy named Micheal Jackson. It is believed that this is why Micheal is the way he is.

She also stole a lollipop from a baby while running around nude in Central Park. It has been reported that she has a nice rack. Ya boobs!

<a name="Academic_Career" id="Academic_Career"></a>

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Susham is a funny name. hehe.

<a name="Bibliography" id="Bibliography"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=126" title="Edit section: Bibliography">edit</a>] Bibliography

  • Zach Got Hit by a Bus, Joel
  • Fat People Die Young, Leroy Jenkins
  • I am Hindu, and I Eat Cows, An Ugly Hindu Man
  • I don't know what Pedagogy is. :-(

<a name="Acting_career" id="Acting_career"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=127" title="Edit section: Acting career">edit</a>] Acting career

  • Susham Bedi got lost on the set of Lost. Haha irony.

<a name="Trivia" id="Trivia"></a>

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  • She once gave birth to a cat.
  • Her pet donkey's name is Eddie.
  • Eddie died last week in an airplane crash.
  • Susham cried non-stop for 3 days after Eddie died.

<a name="From_Telephone_tapping" id="From_Telephone_tapping"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=129" title="Edit section: From Telephone tapping">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Telephone_tapping" title="Telephone tapping">Telephone tapping</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Telephone_tapping&curid=91221&diff=89024797&oldid=89024741" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Telephone_tapping&curid=91221&diff=89024797&oldid=89024741" rel="nofollow">[22]</a> wiketpedia is the best

<a name="From_Ziploc" id="From_Ziploc"></a>

[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_%28But_were_afraid_to_ask%29&action=edit&section=130" title="Edit section: From Ziploc">edit</a>] From <a href="/wiki/Ziploc" title="Ziploc">Ziploc</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ziploc&curid=1496370&diff=87551859&oldid=83452995" class="external autonumber" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ziploc&curid=1496370&diff=87551859&oldid=83452995" rel="nofollow">[23]</a>

Ziploc bags do not withhold food from a 15 ft drop or off the empire state building.

Testing done by J.d. approved by local highschool teachers.


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<a name="Teen_Angel" id="Teen_Angel"></a>

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Someone decided to create a nonexistent 18th episode for this short lived ABC sitcom...

"I'm Back Baby!" (February 20, 1998) 
Marty comes back from the dead, however there is one problem. Marty becomes a zombie and proceeds to eat everyone in the neighboorhood. Seeing that Marty's bloodlust is completely out of control, Taylor Hanson teams up with George Washington Carver and Jim Herr to put an end to all of the madness. George Washington Carver is defeated by choking on peanut butter due to a lack of milk. Jim Herr is sliced into chip form and baked in an oven. Taylor Hanson calls upon Voltron and Captain Planet to help. However, due to budget issues, the only help that arrives is a George Lucas look-alike. Marty manages to kill them all, but after realizes how much carnage he has caused, Marty decides to end his life by hiding inside a wrecked car. The car is promtly crushed by Grave Digger, the famous monster truck. He once again becomes a teen angel.

Too bad, I would have watched it.

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